Random Statement Thread II

[HeartBroker]

Correction...
At times it can be!


Imagine dangerous cunnilingus situations...

 

[mullet]

I tried some and within a week or so started to grow horns! :eek:

And then you got horny?

 

[HeartBroker]

Yes!
:1orglaugh
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[mullet]

Is there anything that can make a man more horny than growing horns!

 

[maildude]

I pay a kajillion dollars a month for high speed internet, and some of these sites crawl like a caterpillar with calcium deficiency.

 

[L3ggy]

Don't you mean like a snail?

 

[HeartBroker]

I pay a kajillion dollars a month for high speed internet, and some of these sites crawl like a caterpillar with calcium deficiency.

Have you tried TCP Optimizer?

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[Vanilla Bear]

I'm sad and depressed. Anyone here to cheer me up?

 

[HeartBroker]

Sure.
What's the story 12 ?

 

[L3ggy]

I'm here for the moment

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I don't know. I think every couple of days I notice what a big loser I actually am and that depresses me. :o

 

[HeartBroker]

At 21 ?
You have all the time in the world man, all the time in the world to change...

if you want to.

 

[holdol]

God, to be 21 again!!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Yeah at 21! You think I have a midlife crisis?

 

[HeartBroker]

Hah, I hope you expect to live longer than 42!

@holdol:
No ****!
We're old losers!
lol

 

[L3ggy]

But good losers, no?

 

[holdol]

God, to be 42 again!!! :helpme:

 

[HeartBroker]

Join the club holdy!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Old losers....young losers....Where's the difference? You only suck for longer than me?! :tongue:

42 is a good age to die, no?

God, to be 42 again!!! :helpme:

:rofl:

 

[HeartBroker]

Dude, all the crazy **** I've done in my life, I never expected to live to be 30!

Yet here I am at 86!
:rofl2: