Random Statement Thread II

[Apex]

smart ass
i meant m12 lol
hows it going sir?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Im so tired!

How you doin?

 

[Apex]

t-i-r-e-d
i have a couple midnights to go before i get out of this hell and im not adjusting well to the time change
what's your deal?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

my deal?

50 bucks per pound. :dunno:

 

[Apex]

i meant why are you so "wore out"?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I know. I tried to be funny, but I guess Im too tired.

I didnt ***** very well last night and had a couple of appointments today, I think thats why Im so tired.

 

[Apex]

my "funny" has left the building too
i just cant get use to working days and then immediatly switching to nights

 

[Apex]

a question, what do those little green "cells" signify?
everyone has them below there info but they all look the same :dunno:

(I always wondered about that!)

 

[ChefChiTown]

It is currently 9:12PM in Chicago and I'm about to go to bed. Seriously, am I 12 years old? :wtf:

 

[TommyD]

i would very much like to dip my balls into the hot asian girls mouth thats currently sitting in front of me at Starbucks.

 

[belgianass]

starbucks and a hot asian girl ... wish i was sitting there as well ...

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Yeah! I just received my brand new Adidas Goalkeeper Jersey + Pants. :nanner:

 

[L3ggy]

A Young Soldier, Tired From Battle, Goes To Bed, Mumbling...

War has changed. It's No Longer About Nations, Ideologies or Ethnicity. It's An Endless Series of Proxy Battles, Fought By Mercenaries And Machines. War, And It's Consumption of Life, Has Become A Well-Oiled Machine. War Has Changed. ID Tagged Soldiers Carry ID Tagged Weapons, Use ID Tagged Gear. Nanomachines Inside Their Bodies Enhance And Regulate Their Abilities. Genetic Control. Information Control. Emotion Control. Battlefield Control. Everything Is Monitored, And Kept Under Control. War Has Changed. The Age of Deterrence Has Become The Age of Control. All In The Name of Averting Catastrophe From Weapons of Mass Destruction. And He Who Controls The Battlefield, Controls History. War Has Changed. When The Battlefield Is Under Total Control, War...Becomes Routine.

 

[satrap]

Gavagai is cursed part of the rabbit

 

[Dawn]

"Beep, beep" or beep-beep is onomatopoeia representing a noise, generally of a pair of identical tones following one after the other, often generated by a machine or device such as a car horn. It is commonly associated with the Road Runner in the Looney Tunes cartoons featuring the speedy-yet-flightless bird and his constant pursuer, Wile E. Coyote. "Beep, Beep" is the name of a 1952 Warner Brothers cartoon in the Merrie Melodies series.

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Beep Beep!

 

[RealMenSwallow]

So apparently I can say anything here as long as it's random. Well there was this one time out in the woods, where I was just hanging out minding my own business as usual, and all of the sudden...:*****:.....Wha? Oh right, and all of the sudden a bear came up from behind me :*****:

 

[Dawn]

Was it Yogi?

 

[RealMenSwallow]

It was, and we hung out all day and stole a ton of pic-a-nic baskeets! :1orglaugh

 

[Dawn]

It was, and we hung out all day and stole a ton of pic-a-nic baskeets! :1orglaugh

haha

 

[RealMenSwallow]

Today Yogi and I hung out with Boo Boo and I even got to say "Hey...there..boo boo...want to go steal some pic-a-nic baskeets" Truly the greatest day of my life.