Random Statement Thread II

[Nikkifan19]

Texas is no question the #1 team in the country.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I need to wash my balls tomorrow.

 

[Nikkifan19]

I need to do it tonight.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I spilled some **** in my lap because I'm a moron. But, I don't feel like taking a shower right now, so I only changed my shorts. I just don't want the yeast from the **** to ferment all over my junk, so I'll wash it first thing in the morning.

 

[Nikkifan19]

I just need a shower. I stink.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I took two showers today, so, I smell pretty good.

:sniff:

Yeah, I'm pretty decent smelling right now. It's like a cross between mint leaves and manliness.

 

[Violator79]

I have nothing to say.

 

[Dawn]

Im not washing, i plan to keep **** away at Halloween

 

[bigbadbrody]

this place is the shits tonight

 

[Dawn]

I can't blame people to do something else than browsing the Web a Saturday night :o

 

[ChefChiTown]

I fucking LOVE my DVR. I can record WHATEVER I want to and watch it WHENEVER I want to. I'm...I'm...I'm like...I'm like a fucking GOD!!! RAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!

 

[Dawn]

:bowdown: ChefChiTown :bowdown:

 

[Smittmaestro]

Hopefully this will get you out of the doldrums maley my friend.

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Sarah Barracuda raising the roof!

-cs™

 

[Bonezstorm]

Hello everyone!

It's been a long time

 

[jibbijib]

Is it just me, or does it seem that ever since iamforever left, theres been a large influx of psuedo assholes on the board? Some people who never used to be fucknuts are now outspoken jackoffs. WTF happened to BBB to make him so shrewd?

 

[Dawn]

It wasnt the full moon this weekend so i have no idea

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Hopefully this will get you out of the doldrums maley my friend.

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Awww this is soooo AWESOME!!! YAY! Go Sarah! Go Sarah!

Thank you very much!
:lovecoupl

 

[Dawn]

Is she having a hands-free orgasm?

 

[bigbadbrody]

Is it just me, or does it seem that ever since iamforever left, theres been a large influx of psuedo assholes on the board? Some people who never used to be fucknuts are now outspoken jackoffs. WTF happened to BBB to make him so shrewd?

i have been in contact with iamforever and he says for me to take his place, to :thefinger everyone and only give a fuck about myself

 

[Elwood70]

What can I say here that hasn't already been said?