Random Statement Thread II

[Vanilla Bear]

yes it is :thumbsup:

 

[Artimus]

Smurf flavoured ice-cream?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Its made of smurfs...

Im the real Gargamel! :eek:

 

[Slay]

Smurf flavoured ice-cream?

Oooooh I want some of that now :weeping:

 

[Violator79]

it's actually quite pleasant where i am

Everything is pleasant with air conditioning!!!

I'll eat Smurf flavored ice cream as long as it's flavored with Smurfette!!!:hit:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Everything is pleasant with air conditioning!!!

I dont have air conditioning! :weeping:

 

[Artimus]

Its made of smurfs...

Only in Germany...

 

[Violator79]

I dont have air conditioning! :weeping:

A new air conditioner is in the mail

 

[Artimus]

Speaking of smurfs, there was once a huge debate about whether they're mammals or whether they lay eggs.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Only in Germany...

:yesyes: I think so

nah, I actually I dont know what its made of....I cant even tell what it tastes like :dunno:

Its unique...


They just call it Schlumpfeis, because its smurfblue Ice cream for ****...

and I love it since I was a ***. And sometimes you get a blue tongue when licking it...

 

[Violator79]

And sometimes you get a blue tongue when licking it...

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that......


There's a question for the ladies and men: how many times have you gotten a blue tongue from licking it?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Speaking of smurfs, there was once a huge debate about whether they're mammals or whether they lay eggs.

neither...nor :tongue:

 

[Artimus]

You'd think every Smurf would know by now that Jokey's presents ALWAYS blow up in your face, and yet...

 

[Violator79]

Total hotness!!!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

She has beautiful hair, but I dont like her feet

 

[Artimus]

Flat as a board though

 

[Violator79]

Flat as a board though

I agree. Can anyone verify her age?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Well, she is 50 years old...like all the other Smurfs :tongue:

 

[Slay]

Well, she is 50 years old...like all the other Smurfs :tongue:

She's a smilf

 

[D-rock]

Did you ever wonder why there was only one female smurf. I sort of feel sorry for her. :1orglaugh