Ever since Rhiannas song "Umbrella" has been at number 1 in the UK charts, we have had really **** rainy weather. So much so that a lot of places are completely flooded.
As soon as she got knocked off the top spot this weekend, the weather has been improving and we even got some sun.
Coincidence? Or something more sinister?
Why did that silly bitch have to sing about umbrellas....