Random Statement Thread II

I'm going to get FUCKING HAMMERED Christmas Eve!
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
I don't drink alcohol
 
How about a nice pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray to get you back on the right track?

I just took one bite of spaghetti and damn near threw up. One bite of food, that's all I had today. :uohs: God, and Christmas eve is my favorite day of the year to get wasted. Oh well, I'll rebound for new years eve.

I do not fuck around when it comes to the firewater. The real problem lies in when I come around, I always gain a ton of weight because i binge out on food after not eating for two straight days. I could use a nice joint right now for the nausea. :pimpdaddy
 
I'm surprised! My Christmas poem is a rather success :o

I'm glee with joyous fuzzy feelings now ^_^
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
That's right! I'm nobody's bitch!
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Merry Christmas!
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
What to do
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Yeah, they're so hard
 
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