Random Statement Thread II

[bigbadbrody]

 

[Bonezstorm]

Good morning!

Finally I got my holidays! 2 weeks! :nanner:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Morning Bonez.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Hey m12,

what shall I do these days? :dunno:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

:dunno: Just relaxing?

 

[Bonezstorm]

Yeah, like i always do. I´m used to do that

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Thats the best you can do actually isnt it?

 

[Bonezstorm]

Yeah right, but I thought holidays were the time to do something special. Travelling around (damn, no drivers license) or something else...

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I just went to my bank to ask why they disabled my credit card. And what can I say....
I felt like I was in the first scene of a porno film! First there was this sexy MILF who cut my visa card into two pieces just to tell me that it was a bank mistake and I had to apply for a new one...
Okay then she sent me to another also very sexy banker, because...yeah...she couldnt print out the form at her station....yeah sure...threesome baby!!!
Well, the other banker was her apprentice, I think, so she was way younger...
Like I said, it was like in a porn movie....Me and the Mother-Daughter combo or the Horny teacher and the naughty schoolgirl! Awesome! There was really a little flirting going on between us three! NO KIDDING!
But then I saw myself in a little mirror and saw that I havent shaved for...*mumbles* at least a few days.
So then I realized that there will nothing going on there....
That and that its the real life and not a porn flick! :o

Both just said "Your new visa will come within the next 2 weeks or so" and "Have a nice week end"

 

[Bonezstorm]

Well, life´s a bitch sometimes, I know

 

[L3ggy]

So, who's the bitch?

 

[Bonezstorm]

Naomi Hunter - a sexy bitch :lovecoupl

 

[ChefChiTown]

:yawns and stretches:

Mornin' all

So, who's the bitch?

Me, I'm the bitch.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Hey you awesome bitch. :wave:

 

[ChefChiTown]

I am an awesome bitch. Thank you. So, is anybody doing anything cool today? I'm going to mop my bathroom and scrub the toilet and stuff sooooo...yeah, rock on.

 

[Fresno]

NO, I'm still trying too shake this stupid bug!

 

[ChefChiTown]

Clint Eastwood is one of the most terrible and over-rated actors of all-time. There, I said it.

 

[minidog]

Clint Eastwood is one of the most terrible and over-rated actors of all-time. There, I said it.

but so handsome

 

[PrimeGuy]

but so handsome

and rugged

 

[Vanilla Bear]

NO, I'm still trying too shake this stupid bug!

To shake the bug? That sounds like a slang for masturbating! :rofl:

You know like spanking the monkey or choking the chicken!