Random Statement Thread II

[Bonezstorm]

I cut myself with my own ***** accidentally

 

[Smittmaestro]

Not too bright are you? LOL

-cs™

 

[Bonezstorm]

Hi smitty

Yes, maybe. I´m still a little ***** like I said before.
It was a new ***** which I bought this week, and then I cut myself with it

 

[Smittmaestro]

I'm just pickin' at ya.

How bad was the cut?

-cs™

 

[Bonezstorm]

Well, it was "only" my finger, but it still hurts

and I´m thinking all the time now: Why didn´t I pay attention?

 

[Apex]

You just showed up, how am I to make an accurate estimation on you so soon?

 

[Fresno]

My Internet keeps going on and off, and so does my phone!

 

[StormRuller]

very good day to play soccer today... we had so much fun playing today... we lost then we won!! great... I love playing soccer!!

 

[Apex]

footbag!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Apex, I changed it back to Devon, I got word from the lovely Miss Michaels herself!

But I'll keep BB on standby.

-cs™

 

[Apex]

damn, for real?
you gotta go with that right?

 

[Smittmaestro]

Damn right!

Well I don't want to say too much because it was via PM and I'm not gonna ******* her trust and confidence in me.

-cs™

 

[Apex]

*******. he he he he
lol
agreed!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Okay...Yesterday and Today I played soccer with my broken nose....

I was awesome yesterday and played also pretty good today, but what happened of course?

First the ball hit my nose and just a few mins later someone hit my ankle and now I have also a torn ligament...

What is this?! Murpheys Law or what?!

My ankle hurts even more than my nose! Its so ridiculous.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Maybe you shouldn't play soccer.

God might be telling you something.

Sorry to hear about your torn ligament maleman.

I'll help you soothe it!

-cs™

 

[L3ggy]

Vafö gör du på dette viset?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Maybe you shouldn't play soccer.

God might be telling you something.

Sorry to hear about your torn ligament maleman.
-cs™

Yeah I dont know...
I actually didnt want to go today, but my ******* called me so I played...

But why would God dont want me to play soccer anymore? Im good!

I'll help you soothe it!

-cs™

Oh yes thank you honey!

 

[Smittmaestro]

I'll rub something I call Smitty Lotion on it. Chock full of protein!

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Oh yeah your "lotion".

 

[Smittmaestro]

Nice and warm straight from the dispenser.

-cs™