Random Statement Thread II
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Smittmaestro
Center of the fothermucking universe
Also the home planet of Ford Prefect...
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wow, true, i had totally spaced that off !
Smittmaestro
Center of the fothermucking universe
Say it 3 times fast you'll have Michael Keaton annoying ya!
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Smittmaestro
Center of the fothermucking universe
They say words hurt and I agree they do.
But if there was an option between getting called a fat piece of shit bastard or my momma's a guttersnipe whore or getting shot in the face or a knife to the gut.
Hey I'm a fat piece of shit son of a whore all the way baby!
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But if there was an option between getting called a fat piece of shit bastard or my momma's a guttersnipe whore or getting shot in the face or a knife to the gut.
Hey I'm a fat piece of shit son of a whore all the way baby!
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Smittmaestro
Center of the fothermucking universe
Tis a philosophical musing...
That's been buzzing in my head for a coupla days and this is the Random Statement Thread after all.
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That's been buzzing in my head for a coupla days and this is the Random Statement Thread after all.
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Smittmaestro
Center of the fothermucking universe
Maybe yes maybe no...
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I am disturbed, perplexed and quite frankly perturbed at how the word drink has become to mean only alcohol.
I was at an important dinner function with the Ambassador when he asked me if I wanted a drink. I nodded, attempting to appear as regal as a man dressed in a suit of Armour can. I had got it mixed up with my Armani suit and didn't realise until I had arrived at the Embassy. The Ambassador clicked his fingers and a Penguin on skates rolled up holding out a tray with a "drink" on it.
I grabbed the glass, took a swig and immediately spat it out into the Ambassador's face. It was some kind of disgusting alcoholic beverage.
"What the hell is this shit?" I asked with utter distaste. "I want a fucking vimto."
Naturally, the evening went downhill from there.
I was at an important dinner function with the Ambassador when he asked me if I wanted a drink. I nodded, attempting to appear as regal as a man dressed in a suit of Armour can. I had got it mixed up with my Armani suit and didn't realise until I had arrived at the Embassy. The Ambassador clicked his fingers and a Penguin on skates rolled up holding out a tray with a "drink" on it.
I grabbed the glass, took a swig and immediately spat it out into the Ambassador's face. It was some kind of disgusting alcoholic beverage.
"What the hell is this shit?" I asked with utter distaste. "I want a fucking vimto."
Naturally, the evening went downhill from there.
StormRuller
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I saw The Dark Knight last night.... awesome... brilliant performance of The Joker!!
Vanilla Bear
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I cant find pics for new sigs lately! :weeping:
Im desperate!
Im desperate!
Smittmaestro
Center of the fothermucking universe
Who ya looking for maleman?
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Vanilla Bear
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You wanna guess?
Smittmaestro
Center of the fothermucking universe
Vanilla Bear
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