Random Statement Thread II

[Vanilla Bear]

You love your "German" **** porn dont you?!

 

[Smittmaestro]

You said I didn't...

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Its not very helpful for our relationship that you always watch that disgusting stuff secretly in your hobby room!

 

[Smittmaestro]

It's for study!

You know I'm writing my doctorate on the properties and cultural impact of ***** matter.

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Yeah yeah you always tell me that...But I cant believe you that anymore!

First the squirting tranny midgets and now the **** stuff...

Do you actually know that you really hurt my feelings with all that?! :******:

I always tell you that I love you and I try to take care of our relationship.....but you...you just make fun of me and you rather watch this disgusting stuff instead of beeing with me....

 

[Apex]

you guyz are side splitting :rofl:

 

[Artimus]

He can watch German **** porn in high def now!

See every kernel of corn!

:rofl2:

 

[Artimus]

I always tell you that I love you and I try to take care of our relationship.....but you...you just make fun of me and you rather watch this disgusting stuff instead of being with me....

There, there buddy.

Love hurts sometimes.

 

[Smittmaestro]

*whispers to Artimus*

High maintenance...

-cs™

 

[Apex]

*whispers to Artimus*

High maintenance...

-cs™

\"Here is the main thing I want to say
I’m busy 24 hours a day
I fix broken hearts, baby I’m your handyman\"
lol

 

[Violator79]

According to the The Guinness Book of World Records, the book most often stolen from libraries every year is....The Guinness Book or World Records. I **** you not.

 

[Apex]

thanks for not shitting me

 

[Vanilla Bear]

:rofl: I was just waiting for that! ^^

 

[Smittmaestro]

I **** You Not NOT! one of the titles in my collection!

For study!

I'm still working on that doctorate, yeah that's it.

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Thats it for me smitts! I go to *****! And dont dare to come on my side of the bed tonight!

 

[hothannah]

:sing:This is the self preservation society:sing:

 

[Smittmaestro]

Trouble in paradise.

-cs™

 

[Artimus]

Wouldn't want to be in your shoes Smitty .

Good Luck.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Barack Obama Quote Generator

-cs™

 

[hothannah]

Are you ready to go cloud hopping?