Random Statement Thread II

Smittmaestro

Center of the fothermucking universe
Hey I have a question about 2 English idioms...

1. What does "Cry Me A River" mean?
****** so much that its so much water like in a river or what?

2. What does "Another one bites the dust" mean?
Something like :violent: ?
1. Basically it's cry all you want because I don't care no matter what.

2. To die; you're dead; you're in the dirt as worm food.

-cs™
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
Why does the expression "does a bear **** in the woods" substitute for the word "YES"? You say to your friend, "you want to go to the store?' and they'll say "does a bear **** in the woods?" Bears don't only **** in woods. Polar bears might **** on ice or in water. An overworked circus bear might **** his pants while riding a unicycle.
 

slowhand

Closed Account
Good morning everyone. :wave:



I hope the day is a good one. :hatsoff:
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
I went to the market and picked up a bell pepper and shook it, it didn't make any sound!

What's the correct response to "I **** you not"? Thank you for shitting me not?
 
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