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Random Statement Thread II
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Drop The Cock!
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Smittmaestro
Center of the fothermucking universe
Knowing Bonezstorm I wouldn't rule that out!
No offense meant Bonezy!
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No offense meant Bonezy!
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And no single fuck was given in here
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
No matter if a Bro is interested in sports or not, he IS interested in sports! Thought of Smittmaestro when I heard that.
Thought of Smittmaestro when I heard that. I can't stand seeing M12 all alone here
So I have to leave now ^^
So I have to leave now ^^
Smittmaestro
Center of the fothermucking universe
No matter if a Bro is interested in sports or not, he IS interested in sports!
Bros before hos...
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Smittmaestro
Center of the fothermucking universe
Like neckbone and Donkey Kong it's on!
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The English tourist was talking to the Clan Chief in the Highlands.
"England has brought civilisation to many continents. In your opinion how have we English improved Scotland?"
"Well, before you English ventured north of the border, there were no taxes, no debts, plenty o fish, plenty deer and plenty whiskey. The Scot spent his day hunting, fishing and distilling whiskey. He spent his nights having sex. Only the English would be dumb enough to assume that they could improve on a system like that".
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On a train between Glasgow and Edinburgh, an American tourist addressed himself to an old Scottish gentleman who was sitting opposite him patiently reading his paper.
"Say, Scotty, you Scots are only proud of one thig. Being Scottish. Look at me. I may be an American, but I have French blood, Italian blood, German blood with a little Greek thrown in. What do you think O' that Scotty?"
The Scot looked up, observrd the man and slowly replied.
"Well I'll tell yea said the old man, Ah think it was very sporting of your mother."
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"England has brought civilisation to many continents. In your opinion how have we English improved Scotland?"
"Well, before you English ventured north of the border, there were no taxes, no debts, plenty o fish, plenty deer and plenty whiskey. The Scot spent his day hunting, fishing and distilling whiskey. He spent his nights having sex. Only the English would be dumb enough to assume that they could improve on a system like that".
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On a train between Glasgow and Edinburgh, an American tourist addressed himself to an old Scottish gentleman who was sitting opposite him patiently reading his paper.
"Say, Scotty, you Scots are only proud of one thig. Being Scottish. Look at me. I may be an American, but I have French blood, Italian blood, German blood with a little Greek thrown in. What do you think O' that Scotty?"
The Scot looked up, observrd the man and slowly replied.
"Well I'll tell yea said the old man, Ah think it was very sporting of your mother."
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Not able to upload pictures here again. Fuck it.
It worked out. Cool
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