Random Sex Generator I heard of

[kaliko]

I was scrolling through a different forum and I found this sweet idea that this guy came up with:

No, calm down this is not something I'm selling! It's just a thing I did ages ago and wondered if I was the only person who had ever thought of or done this.

OK I've got a strong imaginative sense of fantasy and I have always imagined having sex with all sorts of people, in all sorts of places, under all sorts of circumstances, so one day way back when I spent my working life sitting on my own in an office daydreaming I hit upon this idea.

I developed this simple spreadsheet with macros which would generate fantasy situations. So I typed in a load of women's names (people i know and famous names), clothing types, locations, sexual positions and various other factors, and designed a front page which would come up with a new fantasy combination every time I hit F9

e.g. Meg Ryan, in a red summer dress, in a seedy hotel in france, fucking her standing up etc. etc.

Hours of fun and I ended up making this thing more and more sophisticated with a few different variations.

OK I've fessed up. Is this insane? I'd love to know if there are others out there who have ever thought of this or done something similar.

Does anyone know of something like this????
I asked the guy himself but the post was over 5 years old and he had no response.

 

[STDiva]

I heard of something like this once. It starts with an I. Imaginashun? Excuse me if I spelt it wrong, for English isn't my first language.

 

[kaliko]

Do you mean Imagination? Either way I couldn't find it.
Any ideas how it works?
The guys talking about making it we're toying with the idea of making it a website. I don't know if that ever happened so I wasn't sure if anybody had seen the site before.

Or anything like it.

 

[DOA82]

Im afraid I have to concur with my colleague.

This idea seems like its suited to someone who lacks a sense of imagination or is just plain lazy.

You want to create a piece of software that takes a person, a place, an outfit and a sexual position - compiles them into a cluedo sounding scenario - then what?

On the scale of masturbation aids (When a real woman is not available) -

Scribbling "Meg Ryan, etc, etc, etc" on a piece of paper ranks lower than talking dirty through scrabble tiles.

 

[kaliko]

you may see it as pointless
but does it exist???

 

[kaliko]

I mean seriously?

 

[DOA82]

A month on this thread is clearly being given the attention it deserves.