Rage :mad:

I just woke up at 3:51am because a skunk just fucking sprayed outside and the smell is so strong I can taste it. Rage. :mad:

I suspect if I wasn't such a lazy fuck, I could go in my backyard at this very moment and see skunks ripping apart garbage bags, eating it and probably jerking off on my lawn mower handlebars. Just to **** me off. :mad:

Do any hunters in the Windsor/Detroit area wanna make $50?? :bowdown:
 
I just woke up at 3:51am because a skunk just fucking sprayed outside and the smell is so strong I can taste it. Rage. :mad:

I suspect if I wasn't such a lazy fuck, I could go in my backyard at this very moment and see skunks ripping apart garbage bags, eating it and probably jerking off on my lawn mower handlebars. Just to **** me off. :mad:

Do any hunters in the Windsor/Detroit area wanna make $50?? :bowdown:

I don't think that makes you lazy not to wanting to go outside when there is a possible skunk (or skunks) out there. They will spray you just for the lulz. Then you'll have to bathe in tomato juice or something.
 
You actually have skunks in Windsor/Detroit? I thought they all died cause of the fumes from the factories.

Oh wait, they aren't running... The auto industry sucks.

:rofl:

...

I'll show myself out.
 
Last week, I was walking to work one morning when I saw a skunk on the sidewalk a few feet in front of me.
'No biggie,' I thought. 'There are two sides of a street.'
I crossed...only to come face to face with another skunk.
So, I spent the next several minutes walking literally in the middle of the street at 4:30 in the morning. I think it was justified.
 
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