R.I.Penis...

[bustybbwlover]

that's when i'm going to have to get really filthy

 

[BlueBalls]

that's when i'm going to have to get really filthy

Damn right! You can shit yourself as many times as you want and that cunt of a nurse has to clean you every time.

WIN!!

 

[Smallville417]

With everything that is out there now, I'm not too worried about. The question is, will I be with someone who still wants to have sex with me at 80.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I'll threaten it with a catheter until it gets big and does the job it was given!

Failure is not an option!

 

[1ManRevolution]

Gents of the board I pose to you the humblest of questions.

How do you feel you will cope, when you reach that stage of life, when your penis has thrown in the towel, waved the white flag and the guns have fallen silent on the cum cannon?

I fear none of us will be sporting wood in our 80's, least not without the help of popsicle sticks and sticky back plastic. Given some of the ads on tv, some of us wont make it past out 40s before mans best friend is reduced to a soft mushy fleshy sock blowing in the wind!

Will you accept defeat, or fight to the bitter end?

Ummmmmm, they make pills for that now, I don't see how that will be a problem. If Heff can still get it up, we all can.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Ummmmmm, they make pills for that now, I don't see how that will be a problem. If Heff can still get it up, we all can.

Actually it seems all Hef does according to a playmate is he has the girls play with toys and each other while he watches and soon falls asleep, snoring and farting.

 

[rock hard]

Actually it seems all Hef does according to a playmate is he has the girls play with toys and each other while he watches and soon falls asleep, snoring and farting.

Fuck Yeah!! Where can I get that pill to do that??!!

 

[1ManRevolution]

Actually it seems all Hef does according to a playmate is he has the girls play with toys and each other while he watches and soon falls asleep, snoring and farting.

Must be nice to be Hef.

 

[STDiva]

Who's Hef?

 

[mrtrebus]

Who's Hef?

Christian Hefenbrock

 

[1ManRevolution]

Who's Hef?

If you don't know I am not telling you...it's my secret.

 

[Nuttdeep]

Supposedly my 85 year old grangfather is still hitting it, so I'm banking on having those genes. Otherwise, Viagra here I cum.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I don't think the penis will be a problem for most men at that age- Viagra works pretty well from what I've heard - but I think it'll be the bad backs, broken hips, osteoperosis and just plain exhaustion that'll cripple ya.

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I wonder if Jack LaLanne has problems getting it up.

 

[maildude]

My dick is cowering from the many dangers associated with sexual happystance. So much, that it clings onto my zipper and wails in agony whenever I see a hot chick with enlarged bosoms.