R.I.Penis...

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DOA82

Gents of the board I pose to you the humblest of questions.

How do you feel you will cope, when you reach that stage of life, when your penis has thrown in the towel, waved the white flag and the guns have fallen silent on the cum cannon?

I fear none of us will be sporting wood in our 80's, least not without the help of popsicle sticks and sticky back plastic. Given some of the ads on tv, some of us wont make it past out 40s before mans best friend is reduced to a soft mushy fleshy sock blowing in the wind!

Will you accept defeat, or fight to the bitter end?
 
When Mr. Clydesdale can't run down that road no more, I reckon it'll be high time to take us back behind the ****.
Or just do *****, constantly, to the point where I don't know who I am.
 
I know a guy in his early 80's who spent a good part of last winter south of the border with his Mexican girlfriend. She's in her early 20's, and he keeps her happy with the help of those little blue pills. I'm sure there are a lot of little green pieces of paper in his wallet that don't hurt either.
 
mrtrebus said:
If the mighty mrtrebus is still alive in his 80s then his penis will be thankful it is getting a well-earned rest. . .
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Did you just refer to yourself as mighty? How pathetic!
 
I don't have to worry about that. I cut mine off and donated it to charity. The last thing I heard was that my penis has made Cher's ******** very happy.
 
Proper diet and exercise should keep the average man in play when he's long past his "prime".

Even as such, you live in an era of viagra, cialis and levitra..what are you worried about?
 
yeah ill definitely try viagra or some **** when I need to down the road, i refuse to try anything now for sport, cuz if it aint broke, dont try to fix it
 
I will never allow my penis to die - or I will take down the planet in trying to bring it back to life.
 
I don't know...finally able to look at women as more then just a play ground for my filthy, disgusting needs and desires. Relieved that the pressure to my spine will be lessened.
 
Yeah by the time I am 80 I will be cumming dust
 
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