I thought you were bringing us the news Pakistan actually nuked India :dunno: But no, its the news of a dead cat, ah the modern media dont you just love it. Israel blowing the shit out of Gaza, the economys down the shitter, two wars costing $trillions. But no that can wait we have a nice little segment over here about an 18 year old cat who turns out belonged to the current soon to be ex-president just died. Well I dont know what to say George it was 18 and I'm sure you loved it but in cat years that was 126 years old in our years, its like being surprised the queen mother just died.
I'm not sure why people who run these stories think were all actually this stupid, does anyone really give a rats ass? A cat called India died, any other cat dying doesnt get news coverage are we all so starved for "celebrity" attention (thats what presidents are celebrities) that any old mundane bullshit about their lives interests us at all?
I suppose it does