Questions that keep me up at night...

[Ace Bandage]

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

 

[BlueBalls]

If I see it and dont shit bricks, does that mean I have colon cancer?

 

[Ace Bandage]

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

 

[Ozmanks]

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

 

[Jeep!]

Why isn't phonetic spelt phonetically?
Is "tired old cliché" one itself?
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?
What if someone beats you half to death twice?

 

[Hot Mega]

Why isn't phonetic spelt phonetically?
Is "tired old cliché" one itself?
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?
What if someone beats you half to death twice?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

When they make a stamp for Oprah, will it be the fat one or the skinny one?

What classifies something as a "jumbo shrimp"?'

You get the idea...

Since you asked first....

A parkway is a scenic road that takes you through a park. A driveway is a WAY to DRIVE to your house and park.

Yes, it will be a very large stamp.

Count to pound ratio

Yes, I get the idea

 

[Facetious]

What's gonna happen when we go into the quadrillions of dollars of debt ? :shocked:

How many zeros are in One quadrillion ?

$1,000,000,000.00 :dunno:

 

[Jeep!]

What's gonna happen when we go into the quadrillions of dollars of debt ?

How many zeros are in One quadrillion ?

$1,000,000,000.00 :dunno:

That's a thousand million.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Quadrillion =1,000,000,000,000,000

 

[Jeep!]

Quadrillion =1,000,000,000,000,000

And that's a thousand billion.

1, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000

Twenty-four zeros is a quadrillion.

 

[Skyraider22]

To remind us that the world we live in is not perfect.

By reading this thread we know the world is not perfect by the question I mean if a tree falls in the woods type of thing,but hey what the hell do I know

 

[Ace Bandage]

Actually, it's both. Look here.
http://www.jimloy.com/math/billion.htm

 

[Jeep!]

Actually, it's both. Look here.
http://www.jimloy.com/math/billion.htm

Shh, now everyone knows I'm agreeing with the French.

 

[Skyraider22]

Shh, now everyone knows I'm agreeing with the French.

:1orglaugh

 

[Hot Mega]

What's gonna happen when we go into the quadrillions of dollars of debt ? :shocked:

How many zeros are in One quadrillion ?

$1,000,000,000.00 :dunno:

Hmm....and here I was all wrapped up in trying to figger out how many zips are in a gazillion...:helpme:

To your point though ...since a billion is a thousand millions and a trillion is a thousand billions....how many trillions would you say are in a quadrillion? (Hint...just add 3 more zeros).

 

[anomaly]

Why are there no Americans living United States of America?

 

[Skyraider22]

:thumbsup:

Why are there no Americans living United States of America?

That is an easy one the U.S. is a melting pot it has a little of everyone:thumbsup:

 

[Ainttalkinlove]

Why are there no Americans living United States of America?

there are but we have forced them on tho reservations.



If you throw a cat from a sixth story window is it considered kitty litter?

 

[Elwood70]

Why are there no Americans living United States of America?

That depends on your definition of "American"