Is it strange that i worry about going out in the wrong shoes just incase aliens, zombies or some other end of the world event occurs?
******* question
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No, its not out of the norm at all. I’m sure you are a mentally healthy individual and not treatment bound.
Not at all, like stated already, a zombie apocalypse is near. Make sure you have a good machete/***** too, because those don't run out of bullets! Who cares if people look at you funny for wearing army boots and a ***** everywhere? They won't be laughing when it's their brains getting eaten.
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Me already bought when cheap and I stacked it deep, besides, you can't take a ***** to a gunfight and expect to . . . . you know, win!
i'm actually curious: what the right shoes for these instances?
6" Stiletto heels.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
In the case of aliens, nothing can save you. They'll grab you from the air if they have to.
In the case of zombies, nothing can save you. Eventually your shoes will become ratty and you will be ****** to go to the Foot Locker where you will be eaten by zombie referees.
In the case of grizzly bears skateboarding on manta rays, nothing can save you. You're better off ******* yourself now than having to be put through that kind of awesome *******.
In the case of zombies, nothing can save you. Eventually your shoes will become ratty and you will be ****** to go to the Foot Locker where you will be eaten by zombie referees.
In the case of grizzly bears skateboarding on manta rays, nothing can save you. You're better off ******* yourself now than having to be put through that kind of awesome *******.
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Fuck.
*hands over crown*
*hands over crown*
What else ya' got there besides the 151? A little liquid microdot perhaps?
just a nice merlot.
every film i watch the hero seems to get caught without shoes. i'm gonig to ***** in my doc martins
Spleen
******?
I worry during the summer months, when I wear flip-flops. Infact, when I was in Asia I spent pretty much two solid months in flip-flops. Every day I thought "What if I get chased by someone or something?". Or what if a war broke out, would I be able to look after myself without suitable footwear? Came pretty close in Bangkok, with all the red-shirt drama. I could have been ****** due to my lack of shoes.
Bruce Willis and Clive Owen come to mind. They seemed to do pretty well.
Bruce Willis and Clive Owen come to mind. They seemed to do pretty well.
They came first for the underwear,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't wearing any underwear.
Then they came for the keys,
and I didn't speak up because I had lost my keys.
Then they came for the wallets,
and I didn't speak up because I had £30 in my wallet that I didn't want anyone to have.
Then they came for the shoes.
and by that time there were no more shoes left to put on.
Fuck!
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't wearing any underwear.
Then they came for the keys,
and I didn't speak up because I had lost my keys.
Then they came for the wallets,
and I didn't speak up because I had £30 in my wallet that I didn't want anyone to have.
Then they came for the shoes.
and by that time there were no more shoes left to put on.
Fuck!
Shifty
O.G.
Not at all. Who doesn't want to be anally probed, devoured or caught in an apocalypse fashionably? :dunno:
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