Question to women/OCSMs about dick size

[Burger King]

no, asking a question about thats been answered like 78969 times, a question that was prompted by the questioning of ones adequacy in the size department, and asking the question that really does NOT need to exist because its a stupid pointless question (I mean c'mon, even if dick size DID matter, its not like dudes have the ability to magically grow a few inches) ...makes it an insecure question. If I posted the question "does boob size matter?!" then it'd only be because I was questioning my own size and pondering if it was good enough. Insecurity.

Besides, it wasn't a question about sex, it was a question about anatomy. If it were a question about sex, he'd be asking "I might have a small peen, what can I do to please a woman in other ways other than porking her".

And FYI I AM nice on this forum. Anyone who's spent any time with me, talking to me, or even reading my posts can attest that I'm a nice gal. I just say it like it is...and my answer to the question posed was honest and upfront. No, size doesn't matter, but lack of confidence, when trying to snag a hoe, DOES.

Aatomy is related to sex and what a tool can do. The only damn reason I brought this up was because of that chick and that Kendra chick on Heff's show saying she would have nothing to do with a guy with a small package.

Without even reading the OP's post. You're stuck with what you got, make the most of it and come up with creative ways to use your dick size to an advantage or don't be afraid to use other things in bed, i.e. fingers, toys, baseball bats, watermelons, etc.

Man I just use my fingers and rub the hell out of the clit when I am penetrating. They like that alot, but I get what you're saying.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Aatomy is related to sex and what a tool can do. The only damn reason I brought this up was because of that chick and that Kendra chick on Heff's show saying she would have nothing to do with a guy with a small package.


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lol you're basing your insecurity on what ONE girl, and a reality tv-show WHORE said?

Dude c'mon. Like I said - be confident. Thats a womans #1 turn on. You could have a ten inch dick, but most women wouldn't even give you the time of day if lack confidence. As long as you're not like...two inches, you're pretty much good to go with MOST women. Of course there are exceptions to the rule, but there are exceptions to EVERY rule when it comes to sex and dating. Its all about finding someone who works for YOU.

And fyi, anatomy has very little to do with sex. Yes, its the body parts that are being used, but when it comes to women, stimulation required is mostly mental and emotional. Be offended at me all you want - but I'm a girl, you asked my opinion and I think I gave you a damn honest one.

 

[RogueAlan]

Unless your cock is as large as a newborn, there's no worry you're going to 'tear her apart.' & for those of you who haven't had the pleasure... women are NOT pleased passing that new life through the vaginal canal, so at some point (regardless of whay they say when they're mad or bullshitting with friends... & yes, they do that, guys), size can be too much.

Or look at it this way...

The clitoris is at the top front of the vaginal introitus... That's where the greatest innervation is. You can reach that with your first knuckle, so none of us are 'too small' to get a woman off.

The truth lies, as always, somewhere in the middle. Sure, big is nice, but if you use all of your appendages (fingers & tongue, guys... USE THE TONGUE!) And make sure she enjoys herself, even if she chooses to belittle you to friends when she's mad later, you'll both know she wasn't complaning at the time.

& if she says later she was faking it? Well, that's her own issue... it wasn't that you weren't paying attention to making sure she enjoyed it.

Stop trying to wish you were hung like a horse... remember we're on average 2 & a half times larger proportionately compared to gorillas & at least that to chimps, so as primates go you rule, even if you're the 'industry standard' of 6... or was that 5+ inches.

We ask for the insults, in not getting women as a whole to understand it's not bigger breasts we want to see... it's MORE breasts... Ron White was right, no straight dude refuses a peek... may shiver & thank God you're not touching or being touched by what you see, but hey, there'll be another rack out there...

& before he asks if Enzyte or any of that other crap helps... If there was ANY verifiable, reliable, safe means of adding inches or adding girth, the creator/ inventor/ patent holder would make Bill Gates look like a pauper.

Now go forth & touch yourself. Or better yet, have her touch you!

Pax

RA

 

[RogueAlan]

well said, Spexy, but I'll also stick up for our friend of the original inquiry...
when the 'better half' cut me off & left after 20 years, claiming essentially she'd rather be with NO ONE than with me, & considering that in those 20 years I jumped through endless hoops to make sure when she WAS willing to 'do it' she got off (in the apparently stupid hope she'd decide 'hey, that was fun, i should do it more often') irregardless of whether she reciprocated (& that answer would be no)... pause for breath...

Let's just say as effective as you women are at totally destroying each other's self esteem with a few well placed comments, when we open up & share ourselves with you, at times, at least, it seems you're inordinately well-equiped to psychologically gut us through word & deed.

Guess it's a good thing as even an occassional 'pastime' I haven't found anything better than sex, so insecure or not I'll eventually look for another play partner.

pax

RA

 

[STDiva]

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[Arden Adamz]

In my opinion guys with cocks too large are just as challenged as those too small... I've always thought that a guys ability, skills, and creativity were much more important than his size.. I've been with guys that are extremely well endowed that are totally mechanical and it's BORING.. on the flip side I've also been with guys who measure up average (and slightly smaller!) that are really dynamic and use every inch they're workin' with! The bottom line is technique, big or small you have to have style, otherwise it's just bland sex.
Arden

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I I have a super tight vag

They are all tight to me.

 

[alexpnz]

lol you're basing your insecurity on what ONE girl, and a reality tv-show WHORE said?

Dude c'mon. Like I said - be confident. Thats a womans #1 turn on. You could have a ten inch dick, but most women wouldn't even give you the time of day if lack confidence. As long as you're not like...two inches, you're pretty much good to go with MOST women. Of course there are exceptions to the rule, but there are exceptions to EVERY rule when it comes to sex and dating. Its all about finding someone who works for YOU.

And fyi, anatomy has very little to do with sex. Yes, its the body parts that are being used, but when it comes to women, stimulation required is mostly mental and emotional. Be offended at me all you want - but I'm a girl, you asked my opinion and I think I gave you a damn honest one.

You need a fuckin' show on MTV...you say ALL the right shit!:1orglaugh

 

[lurkingdirk]

I think the OP should also start a thread asking if the women prefer circumcised or uncircumcised. That hasn't been done yet, has it?

 

[BlueBalls]

Why don't you shut the fuck up, and stop speaking for all of us? If you weren't just shy of mentally handicapped, I would simply shit on your chest and call it a day. As it is, I'm going to have to kick you in the nuts and you're going to have to say, "thank you" each time I do so.

Dumb bastard.

How very dare you? Do you know who I am!?

I'll speak for whoever I god damn like motherfucker and you better sit down and fucking like it! I would like to see you try to come over here and face me head on and attempt to do what you say you'd like to do.

It's all well and good hiding behind your cunting computer screen isn't it. We're all internet tough guys here, aren't we.

Yeah!

I'm going to punch you in your cunt face, you cunt!

Will is not here for fucks sake!!!

 

[alexpnz]

I like how you British cats use the words "cunt" and "twat".....

 

[lurkingdirk]

How very dare you? Do you know who I am!?

I'll speak for whoever I god damn like motherfucker and you better sit down and fucking like it! I would like to see you try to come over here and face me head on and attempt to do what you say you'd like to do.

It's all well and good hiding behind your cunting computer screen isn't it. We're all internet tough guys here, aren't we.

Yeah!

I'm going to punch you in your cunt face, you cunt!

Will is not here for fucks sake!!!

I do know who you are: a dirty, rectally distended cum guzzler.

If you ever speak for me again, I'll make sure you end up with an entire garden rake inside you, and you won't get to choose into which hole it goes.

I'll meet you face to face anytime, twatface. You get your stupid, ugly, twatface out from behind your twatting computer, and I'll fuck your twatface up. Hard. Then slow. Then hard again for the big finish.

You may only speak for yourself. And for Will, who is also yourself. C'mon, man up to it, you twat!

 

[Icewater Jones]

Forget thinking big or small... that should be one of the last things you worry about. Need help??? I got for you. Focus on these step and processes:

1. Get to the pussy first: There really ain't no sense in worrying about your size if you can't get pussy. It's like a linebacker concerned about how hard he gonna hit a quarterback, but hasn't yet made the practice squad.

2. Get her started: Foreplay is Secret anti-perspirant... strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. Get it right before you get inside, spend some time taking care of her and don't forget the small details. Build her up before you tear her down, son.

3. Can you keep what you got up?: Damn the size, can you make it stand up??? That's half the battle! You have a much better chance of winning a game of billiards with a drumstick than you do with a fire hose. The rest is all about how you work it.

4. Take notes: If you are intent on making sure she's satisfied, mentally note what seems to work and what doesn't. Women are not as mysterious as your mind says they are in the bedroom. Hell, most women give you verbal indicators if not blatant direction!!! All you have to do is pay attention! Take her subtle cues. Gripping the sheets, pulling you closer, stomach contracting, or even just noticably sweating... you shouldn't really have to ask unless some out of the ordinary type shit occurs.

Be bold and confident within. Without confidence, you lead on to your own deep insecurities without even knowing it.

 

[BlueBalls]

I do know who you are: a dirty, rectally distended cum guzzler.

If you ever speak for me again, I'll make sure you end up with an entire garden rake inside you, and you won't get to choose into which hole it goes.

Promises, promises. You're all talk Dirk, there's no action about you. Don't just lick me with those sweet words penetrate me with them. It's the only way you'll garner any respect, cunt face.

I'll meet you face to face anytime, twatface. You get your stupid, ugly, twatface out from behind your twatting computer, and I'll fuck your twatface up. Hard. Then slow. Then hard again for the big finish.

You may only speak for yourself. And for Will, who is also yourself. C'mon, man up to it, you twat!

Fuck you, you cock sniffing, ass munching, cunt punching, dick splash. I hope you die on Will's cunt hair!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Promises, promises. You're all talk Dirk, there's no action about you. Don't just lick me with those sweet words penetrate me with them. It's the only way you'll garner any respect, cunt face.

Not just promises, twat face. You're about to be quadruple penetrated with garden implements, most of them with a sharpened blade. Some of the holes will be new, and I look forward to fucking them after I make them. You better bleed a lot. It's the only way it will feel good.

Fuck you, you cock sniffing, ass munching, cunt punching, dick splash. I hope you die on Will's cunt hair!

You gonorrhoeaic, syphilitic, urine encrusted licker of dirty brown anal rings, wishing me to die on Will's cunt hair is a little self-serving isn't it? You've been trying to get me into your cunt hair for ages. I suggest you attempt to fuck yourself in the eye balls with a screwdriver, twat head.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I prefer and require average sized dicks. Anything bigger than 7 won't be going near my snatch. I've been with a a big dick and it left me internally bruised and on some nites, bleeding a bit. No thanks. I have a super tight vag, so 4-6 inches does it for me. Of course, something TOO small need not apply either...2 inches is just going to tickle, not please.

But seriously though, you know the only thing thats more unattractive than a small dick? A guy who's letting his insecurity about peen size affect him so much that he needs to inquire about it on a porn forum. Seriously, just let it go and show some girl a good time.

You have a super tight vag? Can I buy you dinner?

 

[Shifty]

Size does not matter.

... just like money can't buy happiness.

So rejoice all you poor, hamster-hung sons 'o bitches! :hatsoff:

Edit - ^^ LoL Icewater - did you lift that advice from the script of The Forty Year Old Virgin? :rofl:

 

[shayd]

I prefer and require average sized dicks. Anything bigger than 7 won't be going near my snatch. I've been with a a big dick and it left me internally bruised and on some nites, bleeding a bit. No thanks. I have a super tight vag, so 4-6 inches does it for me. Of course, something TOO small need not apply either...2 inches is just going to tickle, not please.

But seriously though, you know the only thing thats more unattractive than a small dick? A guy who's letting his insecurity about peen size affect him so much that he needs to inquire about it on a porn forum. Seriously, just let it go and show some girl a good time.

Why hello there! Have we met before?

 

[assholebythedoor]

Im here for something.

 

[Johan]

Like 6 inches. I'm not saying I'm small.

The kind of sentence you usually heard from somones who's small and don't assume it... :dunno: