Question regarding skin on the penis

[hothannah]

Sebaceous glands. You squish em, 'juice' or little white fun comes out. That happens. Like on your nose or in a zit.

Live with it. The girl will enjoy it that much more, fuck her opinion if it doesnt look the way she wants. Does every pussy look beautiful? Hell no. Does that mean you wont fuck it? Hell no.

Man up and be proud of your bumps. They're RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE. Seriously, it's your dick.. you better accept what you've got and use it to full advantage.

Amidst all the usual piss-taking, the mundane predictability and brain numbing comments hides the best piece of advice on the whole board - Especially the final sentence.

Listen to this guy.

 

[gunslingingbird]

If its also green then you do not have a penis...you have a gherkin!

That's what they call cucumbers in England, right?

 

[senob44]

YOUR DICK IS USELESS! GUAH HAHAAAAHHHAHAHAHHH!!!!!!!


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HAHAAAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAH!

HAHAHh..hah...ha...hm...ahem...yeah..aheh..mmm. Chef's dick. heh.

I happen to know that Chef's dick is in perfect working order......

And to save face, I'll say it's secondhand information.

 

[Jay1980]

HAHAHAHHA, it's actually a TRIPLE-post now. HA...HA HA...HAHAHAHAAHAH AHHHAH...why am I laughing so hard? God, I'm dumb.

The play-offs really have you stressed out, don't they?

 

[mrtrebus]

That's what they call cucumbers in England, right?

We call cucumbers, cucumbers. Think a gherkin’s called a pickle in US. I think it’s a member of the cucumber family. Whatever, if your cock looks like one there is a problem!!:eek:

 

[Jay1980]

Gherkin

 

[cocklover]

Ooh, that would feel nice . I don't think they are a negative but if you feel uncomfortable having them, talk to a doctor to see what to get done.

 

[Torre82]

Amidst all the usual piss-taking, the mundane predictability and brain numbing comments hides the best piece of advice on the whole board - Especially the final sentence.

Listen to this guy.

Thank you. :bows:

I try to mix good advice with facts as often as possible.

So I ask myself.. why the hell am I awake at..::checks:: 8:22 AM? I dunno. But.. ::looks over at a drink I didnt finish off last night:: I know just how to start the day off.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I happen to know that Chef's dick is in perfect working order......

And to save face, I'll say it's secondhand information.

Ha...you used "Chef's dick" and "face" in the same post. You homo.

 

[BlueBalls]

......aaherrrrrrr.........







.......yeah :hatsoff:

 

[Facetious]

It's Here

 

[Becks...poamr]

No offense, but that grossed me out.

Even if I wasn't engaged, I don't think I'd want to see your penis looking like that.

 

[calpoon]

I feel really sorry for this guys dick, it totally got beat out for interest by a vegetable. gherkin for the win!

 

[ChefChiTown]

ChefChiTown's Obviously Lame Joke of the Day:

If nobody posted in this thread for a week or two, do you think anybody would BUMP it?

Thank you, thank you.

 

[Facetious]

looks over at a drink I didnt finish off last night:: I know just how to start the day off.

Ewwuu ! How do you get all of the, now, luke warm, ice water off of the toppers ? and futhermore, how do you get the fizz back into th' thing ?

 

[LBP 76]

Hey guys I figured this would be a good place to get advice on this. (may be graphic for some)

What the heck makes you think that a porn chat forum is a 'good place to get advice on this'? I guarantee you at least 1/3 of the 'members' here are still in high school or even grade school.

Don't be stupid, go see a dermatologist. It's a skin problem, that's their speciality. And if he/she can't help you, keep seeing different ones until one does.