Question regarding skin on the penis

[eggybarn]

Hey guys I figured this would be a good place to get advice on this. (may be graphic for some)

For years and years, longer than i can remember, the skin on my dick has had these really small lil bumps. like lil beads under the surface. Pretty much scattered across my dick, some small spots dont have them. Ive talked to two different doctors at planned parenthood and one of them said they were just hair folicols and i have nothing to worry about and the other doctor said they are just glands and that some guys have them and some dont and theres nothing i can do about them. Im pretty sure its not an std. They never itch hurt or get red. Its really weird and it makes me very self conscious about having sex with a new girl or getting a blow job.
does anyone else know what im talking about? I hate them and want to get rid of them.

 

[mrtrebus]

Er...OK, my don't got that!

 

[titsrock]

I think those little "bumps" you describe became the million-dollar sexual invention known as "The French Tickler"....

We should actually consider our dicks as "seed money" and inspiration for various entreprenuerial sex products....

 

[ChefChiTown]

They could be fatty deposits, like those you would get on your legs and stuff. But uh, my penis is so small, it could be a lump itself...so, I can't be of any help to you.

 

[mrtrebus]

If its also green then you do not have a penis...you have a gherkin!

 

[DOA82]

Two medical professionals have told you its nothing.

The ramblings of a group of strangers online is going to put your mind to ease?

Alright...







Its Aids - Your gonna die!!!

 

[Facetious]

here :dunno:

 

[mrtrebus]

or - http://coffeeworks.blogs.com/coffee_and_tea/2005/06/i_want_my_spott.html

 

[AFA]

I'd consider having it surgically removed. :dunno:

 

[Torre82]

Sebaceous glands. You squish em, 'juice' or little white fun comes out. That happens. Like on your nose or in a zit.

Live with it. The girl will enjoy it that much more, fuck her opinion if it doesnt look the way she wants. Does every pussy look beautiful? Hell no. Does that mean you wont fuck it? Hell no.

Man up and be proud of your bumps. They're RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE. Seriously, it's your dick.. you better accept what you've got and use it to full advantage.

 

[calpoon]

ooh, a double-post by AFA? I think that qualifies you to lose your mod status. you should be setting an example to the rest of us.

seriously though, I have the exact same thing. do yours talk to you? mine do, they just read transcripts from I Love Lucy all day long. it's really getting to be a problem.

 

[ChefChiTown]

ooh, a double-post by AFA? I think that qualifies you to lose your mod status. you should be setting an example to the rest of us.

HAHAHAHHA, it's actually a TRIPLE-post now. HA...HA HA...HAHAHAHAAHAH AHHHAH...why am I laughing so hard? God, I'm dumb.

 

[snoopy63]

I wouldn't worry about it...

 

[Galactic]

I'd consider having it surgically removed. :dunno:

That's a really nice chain saw. BTW. Wish I had that one.

 

[villiageidiot]

I have been working mine so hard lately I think I am getting a callous or something on it. I noticed a squishy bump on the left side just under the mushroom head!:dunno: It didn't stop me from going at it another 5 times today! I can't stop, I guess when the fucking thing falls off I'll stop!

 

[AFA]

HAHAHAHHA, it's actually a TRIPLE-post now. HA...HA HA...HAHAHAHAAHAH AHHHAH...why am I laughing so hard? God, I'm dumb.

It was one of those board is busy things. I clicked submit and it didn't show up. Twice!

 

[ChefChiTown]

It was one of those board is busy things. I clicked submit and it didn't show up. Twice!

Hey, it happens to all of us. Just like erectile dysfunction. That happens to everyone...right? Am I right? It...it doesn't?

HA! I was joking. You guys know I was joking, right? Heh...:uohs:

:backs away slowly, trying not to be noticed:

 

[Torre82]

Hey, it happens to all of us. Just like erectile dysfunction. That happens to everyone...right? Am I right? It...it doesn't?

HA! I was joking. You guys know I was joking, right? Heh...:uohs:

:backs away slowly, trying not to be noticed:

YOUR DICK IS USELESS! GUAH HAHAAAAHHHAHAHAHHH!!!!!!!


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HAHAAAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAH!

HAHAHh..hah...ha...hm...ahem...yeah..aheh..mmm. Chef's dick. heh.

 

[24788]

I don't think most girls like the look of our penis normally. Whats a couple small bumps going to do?

 

[YMIHERE]

Sounds to me like you’re a chimer with a checkerboard skin. Get some DNA test on your heredity.


In human chimerism, there can be very visible markers. For example, in some reports of human chimerism (which is very rare as I understand things), people have documented checkerboard skin patterns

http://steveshu.typepad.com/steve_shus_weblog/2006/01/musings_on_huma.html