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do you have a type of paddle you would like to particularly use, mr roald?
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Re: Question for FreeOnes actresses, producers, entrepreneurs of Porn!
Dude, you've got the ideas and you've got some interest now. But you've got to learn a little something about business. Even though StanScratch has the money to bankroll this thing, no project goes forward without partners. He didn't make his money by dumping everything into one idea, It was pools of money from several people who had the same vision. That's how all business people think. It is much faster and easier for you to find 10 people to write you a $100,000 check than one person to hand you a million.
If you want to expand your search for funding you need more exposure to your product. I suggest you post some youtube videos. It doesn't cost you anything and the exposure is instantly worldwide. Everyone sees youtube even those that never click onto it. They show them on the evening news and everything. I'm sure if "Fat kid getting hit with paint balls", and,"Sneezing baby panda" can get 4 million hits then you could get at least half of that.
A word of caution, don't show any private parts. This is not allowed. You may describe them but never show them on Youtube. They won't post your videos. Another thing, as much as you may want to say about all of your ideas, don't do it it as a 60 minute clip. 2 reasons for that. First is the fact that people's attention span won't go over 3 minutes on youtube. Second is that when you do 20 of your 3 minute clips, they can be searched and found more easily. And all of your 60 minutes of thoughts will still be there
I only give you this advice because my successful 37 years in the media and marketing business allows me to. Do you want to take the next step?
BJB
Dude, you've got the ideas and you've got some interest now. But you've got to learn a little something about business. Even though StanScratch has the money to bankroll this thing, no project goes forward without partners. He didn't make his money by dumping everything into one idea, It was pools of money from several people who had the same vision. That's how all business people think. It is much faster and easier for you to find 10 people to write you a $100,000 check than one person to hand you a million.
If you want to expand your search for funding you need more exposure to your product. I suggest you post some youtube videos. It doesn't cost you anything and the exposure is instantly worldwide. Everyone sees youtube even those that never click onto it. They show them on the evening news and everything. I'm sure if "Fat kid getting hit with paint balls", and,"Sneezing baby panda" can get 4 million hits then you could get at least half of that.
A word of caution, don't show any private parts. This is not allowed. You may describe them but never show them on Youtube. They won't post your videos. Another thing, as much as you may want to say about all of your ideas, don't do it it as a 60 minute clip. 2 reasons for that. First is the fact that people's attention span won't go over 3 minutes on youtube. Second is that when you do 20 of your 3 minute clips, they can be searched and found more easily. And all of your 60 minutes of thoughts will still be there
I only give you this advice because my successful 37 years in the media and marketing business allows me to. Do you want to take the next step?
BJB
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I have better advice: The OP (original poster) of this thread is a moron. Clearly.
End of story. ;P
End of story. ;P
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Re: Question for FreeOnes actresses, producers, entrepreneurs of Porn!
The only thin(s) I excpect bobjust bob is to find someone to sign me as a new writer, or sell my script myself for production 5-6 monthes it can be produced. I just that great! And for the ones thinkin wow I can steal that and change it up where it is his but with my name, I have it locked up before I even began looking for internet connections like this, so it'd be easier to work with me and ask for a specific amount of money for the help, than getting me sued into money i will most definately spend 20-30 grand creating my prototype invention which from 5-10 years will earn me Billions of dollars kinda like Oil, but different, this is just a hobby and something I would like to do with friends, porn star and entertainer, grown adult friends! I'm like Tiger woods but i specialize in making money!
Just ashame it has taken so long for me to recover.
The only thin(s) I excpect bobjust bob is to find someone to sign me as a new writer, or sell my script myself for production 5-6 monthes it can be produced. I just that great! And for the ones thinkin wow I can steal that and change it up where it is his but with my name, I have it locked up before I even began looking for internet connections like this, so it'd be easier to work with me and ask for a specific amount of money for the help, than getting me sued into money i will most definately spend 20-30 grand creating my prototype invention which from 5-10 years will earn me Billions of dollars kinda like Oil, but different, this is just a hobby and something I would like to do with friends, porn star and entertainer, grown adult friends! I'm like Tiger woods but i specialize in making money!
Just ashame it has taken so long for me to recover.
jsmoothpa, I will fund your movie, but you have to realize how porn works. It's not just "you show up with your script, and I give you money." There are ways that this sort of thing works. There are things you have to do.
I will give you a million dollars for your movie. I will rent out the warehouse in Miami and supply it with tricked out cars and bling.
But first, I want you to post a picture of yourself with a shoe on your head. And it has to be a white shoe.
That's the first step. Can you do that?
I will give you a million dollars for your movie. I will rent out the warehouse in Miami and supply it with tricked out cars and bling.
But first, I want you to post a picture of yourself with a shoe on your head. And it has to be a white shoe.
That's the first step. Can you do that?
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I just shot my coffee through my nose with that shoe thing.
All kidding aside, we now have 2 people willing to give money towards your project. Time for you to step up. Do you have any plans to go to Adultcon? It's on your birthday.
All kidding aside, we now have 2 people willing to give money towards your project. Time for you to step up. Do you have any plans to go to Adultcon? It's on your birthday.
Awesome, and thanks for the help Roald.
Jsmoothpa, that's a great first step. It truly proves that you are serious about making this happen. Now, the next step is, I need for you to post a picture of yourself in front of your refigerator, with the door open, drinking milk straight out of the container.
Note....we need to be able to somehow see that you are actually drinking the milk, so let a little (NOT A LOT) dribble down your chin as you do this.
I await your reply. This will be the next step in showing how serious you are.
Jsmoothpa, that's a great first step. It truly proves that you are serious about making this happen. Now, the next step is, I need for you to post a picture of yourself in front of your refigerator, with the door open, drinking milk straight out of the container.
Note....we need to be able to somehow see that you are actually drinking the milk, so let a little (NOT A LOT) dribble down your chin as you do this.
I await your reply. This will be the next step in showing how serious you are.
you do realize, that the guy with the shoe on his head is NOT jsmoothpa, don't you ?
I haven´t laughed like this since the last time I laughed like this...
I used to run a publishing company in Sweden and we got all these scripts sent to us and I was the lucky one to do the dirty job of being the refuser. We published poetry, essays and some semi-political stuff. Then this script lands on my table that made me blush more then 10 times in as many pages. It was pure Barbara Cartland/ harlequin stuff but written so poorly a child could do a better job. It was to put It nice, garbage.
I wrote her a letter and tried my best not to be spiteful. two days later this old woman calls me, tearing me a new one. I tried to be polite for a while, then I just couldn´t take it and told her the book was shit, worthless but in somewhat kinder words. Then I asked If she had let her friends, colleagues or family read It? She said she showed It for more then ten people and everyone loved It. OMG... It´s like when the people stand in line for hours to apply for American idol and can´t hit one note right. What kind of bubble does people live in? And please relatives, "friends", have the courage to stop the shit before it goes too far and hurt the poor bastard more than it has to...
Jsmoothpa, If u are for real, which i doubt, stop this nonsense before you make yourself broke and the biggest laughing stock of all times. Not trying to be mean but someone has to stop this madness... I am fat that doesn´t mean I can fuck like Ron jeremy or sing like Pavarotti.
Sorry dude but you must have assholes for friends...
I used to run a publishing company in Sweden and we got all these scripts sent to us and I was the lucky one to do the dirty job of being the refuser. We published poetry, essays and some semi-political stuff. Then this script lands on my table that made me blush more then 10 times in as many pages. It was pure Barbara Cartland/ harlequin stuff but written so poorly a child could do a better job. It was to put It nice, garbage.
I wrote her a letter and tried my best not to be spiteful. two days later this old woman calls me, tearing me a new one. I tried to be polite for a while, then I just couldn´t take it and told her the book was shit, worthless but in somewhat kinder words. Then I asked If she had let her friends, colleagues or family read It? She said she showed It for more then ten people and everyone loved It. OMG... It´s like when the people stand in line for hours to apply for American idol and can´t hit one note right. What kind of bubble does people live in? And please relatives, "friends", have the courage to stop the shit before it goes too far and hurt the poor bastard more than it has to...
Jsmoothpa, If u are for real, which i doubt, stop this nonsense before you make yourself broke and the biggest laughing stock of all times. Not trying to be mean but someone has to stop this madness... I am fat that doesn´t mean I can fuck like Ron jeremy or sing like Pavarotti.
Sorry dude but you must have assholes for friends...
bobjustbob
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Sure he does. It's just an exapmle. Jsmoothpa will come back with his pix. I hope he does. Mr. Hyde wants to make a few bucks on this project. Let's just give him some time.
jsmoothpa stop PMing me your pics and just post them in the thread, last time I post your pics!!!
Are you sure? He's got the shoe on his head and everything. I fully expect the milk-drinking pic is forthcoming*
* hint hint
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