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Jsmoothpa

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I am a huge porn fan! I also am a huge writer. I also, have a huge bad past that makes not care too much about myself. But I have a huge knack and talent to write very creative and interesting to both female and male audiences. I want to big rich just like everyone else in the world, and I know that many people try but only few succeed. I want a huge chance and if I can get help in huge amounts, the results will be award winning and most profitable for all actors, producers, and the Writer!


P.S. FreeOnes you kinda owe me one! Maybe more than one, by my count. I just want to be an active part of society. I know for over ten years I was disabled and was treated bad N stuff. But I want it all to end. I want to be me, not what everyone else wants me to be. Is it possible FreeOnes will find me a willing and interested actress to play my girlfriend in real life, also, assistant, and teacher!

I know I have 15 total movie ideas, and one complete script that can be completed most easily if I can find a company not scared to let me help when they need it to be picture perfect. I'm a Don Juan type, so I enjoy and entertain! With a huge amount of success, my background check will show you what your eyes couldn't believe until you meet me!

I believe an AVN award winning movie writer gets to be rich, and surrounded by lots of actresses and celebs that will be very fun to hang around and spend weekends! I want in FeeOnes, and I'm willing to write a hundred movie scripts, wardrobe designs, and invent and write anything requested of and paid for to me, in some way shape or form, because friends are friends until one of them say No!

Say Yes and come knock on my door late night!:flame:
 

FreeOnes_Anders

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Huge writer... maybe you should have a look at your food intake? Try to eat healthier, loose weight.

Also... if you´re such a great writer, wouldn't you know how to spell the word "and"?

Grammar is apparently not your friend, maybe you should try to hook him up first before claiming that you can write...
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Writers get paid like shit. This is common knowledge.
 
I have some ideas too.
Can someone give me a fortune?
I am much nicer and friendlier than everyone else.
And I can spell.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Yeah, everyone knows porn writers rake in the biggest coin and get the hottest tail.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
What the fuck kind of script do you need in a porn movie? It's not like they're filming Citizen Kane. It's just people fucking each other. There doesn't need to be any plot or story involved. Just take your clothes off and get down to it. If you wrote 15 porn scripts, you seriously wasted your time. You Might as well have been writing Twilight fan fiction.

And FreeOnes doesn't owe you shit.

:facepalm:

I want to big rich just like everyone else in the world

What in the fucking french toast does that mean?

I want a huge chance and if I can get help in huge amounts...

You're quite the wordsmith, Scooter.
 
I don't know whether this guy is for real, or trolling. If he's trolling, he's FUCKING AWESOME at it.

If he's for real....well...then I feel kinda like the response I want to write would be like laughing at kids on the short bus, so I'm just gonna back away slowly from the keyboard.
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
You know what folks, this guy may just be the real deal. Porn is pretty stale as far as originality. Fresh blood is never a bad thing to consider. I don't know what kinds of scripts he has but there are producers monitoring Freeones. Smart idea coming here. This site is a marketing tool for the industry. Fans and talent all come here.

Look, the dude says he has the scripts. He says he has the looks. What is to say that he can't make an impact. Even if a scant maybe. If this is what he has been working on for so many years it deserves a look at.

Jshoothpa, come back with something that we can get our teeth into. Projects that you have been involved in. History of your knowledge of the porn industry. What did you do before launching yourself into this mission? This is the place to submit your resume. Make the most of it.

Bobjustbob.
 

Jsmoothpa

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Nope, I'm like Tiger Woods when it comes to writing! The formats, and necessity(s) that an award winning script consists of my formula. As award winning songs, albums, anything else written in English. It's my only language I communicate fluently, and I skipped Spanish to learn more English language! Now, my studying is over, it is time to experience the fruits of all my hard labor!
 

Jsmoothpa

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Before this, I was a successful, hated member of my community, the only Hispanic member of my community besides my little brother, and parents that'd rather be drunk that care about us. So, it skipped me and I want a different life, and I'm fighting for what I have built, I'd bet your life before mine, it'd be that much more entertaining, don't you think enough, just Laugh!

I'm a fuckin Miracle, and I can purchased for acting roles and other movie work that we could chalk up to experience! And since I'd be a 33 yr. old Rookie; I'd have to have a first offer to accept, before I find out what I am really worth, think I need a Break now, hope I had a positive influence on you today! i work hard to be #1!

How's that Bobjustbob, did I shake things up pretty good?
 

Jsmoothpa

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Cool, then you'd come see my movie debut or buy a copy if you enjoyed the story and actors and actresses!
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Have you sold any of your writings yet? Not just porn, anything else? Have you been published or won any awards?
 

Jsmoothpa

Closed Account
Well, let me see where i lost you on the education parts is where I'll pick you up! You could learn that the script needs bought, by a production company, then fill the roles. Then the Wordsmith job, yeah my job, is where people listen to me, because like evryone else I'm always right, and I always listen to the words of communication with co-workers! My BJ please!
 

John_8581

FreeOnes Lifetime Member
Why not??? Submit an abridged version of one of your scripts it to Penthouse Forum ... if they publish it... come back here and annouce it to the world!! :) ... If not, and they don't publish... well at least you can say you tried. :(
 

Jsmoothpa

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We should meet, I can offer you my assistance and you can just pay me a little less than a fortune to help you become a million dollar movie script writer!
 
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