PUI- Posting while Under the Influence

[xfire]

you can take the redneck out of the trailer park, but you can't take ... oh what the hell, you know the rest.

I've evicted several.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I failed to live up to commitment to make some roaring ***** posts, I'll try to do better in 2017.

It's still early...crack open a jug, have a few, let the words flow like a river.


whats the worst that can happen? Your ***** posts, are likely to be more coherent, and accurate, then a lot of members sober ones.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Whenever you see me really go off on some asshat I may or may not be posting while *****.

 

[xfire]

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Whenever you see me really go off on some asshat I may or may not be posting while *****.

Way to commit dude.

 

[xfire]

I parked a mobile home in the middle of my corn field to keep tornadoes away from my house.

 

[D-rock]

I don't ***** so never, but the way this place is sometimes I'm surprised I haven't been driven into ******** yet.

 

[DrakeM]

I post under the influence all the time but I have built up such a tolerance that I'm certain (other than my breath) you would have no idea ******* is in my system. In the eyes of the law, I'm probably "impaired" but I just feel normal. 18 to 24 oz of ***** per night will do that to you. Oh, and yes, it's sad and I am probably going to die young. You'll know when I stop posting.

 

[xfire]

Do you consider ******* a poison or truth serum?

 

[Elwood70]

Do you consider ******* a poison or truth serum?

Yes.

 

[xfire]

Yes.

Maybe it could be used like bug spray on ******* angry Asian trolls.

 

[Elwood70]

Up until a certain point - which changes from person to person, it's a truth serum, because it lowers inhibitions.

After that, it's poison and can let Mr or Ms. Hyde out....because it destroys inhibitions.

So yes, it could destroy angry ******* trolls, Asian or otherwise. Except Irish, Scottish and Russian.


I recommend Bacardi151, if you can find it ,or Everclear 190 (in certain states)

 

[xfire]

I've got a bottle of Walker Blue in the cabinet, I'll have to have a ***** to that!