PUI- Posting while Under the Influence

[xfire]

you can take the redneck out of the trailer park, but you can't take ... oh what the hell, you know the rest.

I've evicted several.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I failed to live up to commitment to make some roaring drunk posts, I'll try to do better in 2017.

It's still early...crack open a jug, have a few, let the words flow like a river.


whats the worst that can happen? Your drunk posts, are likely to be more coherent, and accurate, then a lot of members sober ones.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Whenever you see me really go off on some asshat I may or may not be posting while drunk.

 

[xfire]

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Whenever you see me really go off on some asshat I may or may not be posting while drunk.

Way to commit dude.

 

[xfire]

I parked a mobile home in the middle of my corn field to keep tornadoes away from my house.

 

[D-rock]

I don't drink so never, but the way this place is sometimes I'm surprised I haven't been driven into drinking yet.

 

[DrakeM]

I post under the influence all the time but I have built up such a tolerance that I'm certain (other than my breath) you would have no idea alcohol is in my system. In the eyes of the law, I'm probably "impaired" but I just feel normal. 18 to 24 oz of vodka per night will do that to you. Oh, and yes, it's sad and I am probably going to die young. You'll know when I stop posting.

 

[xfire]

Do you consider alcohol a poison or truth serum?

 

[Elwood70]

Do you consider alcohol a poison or truth serum?

Yes.

 

[xfire]

Yes.

Maybe it could be used like bug spray on drunken angry Asian trolls.

 

[Elwood70]

Up until a certain point - which changes from person to person, it's a truth serum, because it lowers inhibitions.

After that, it's poison and can let Mr or Ms. Hyde out....because it destroys inhibitions.

So yes, it could destroy angry drunken trolls, Asian or otherwise. Except Irish, Scottish and Russian.


I recommend Bacardi151, if you can find it ,or Everclear 190 (in certain states)

 

[xfire]

I've got a bottle of Walker Blue in the cabinet, I'll have to have a drink to that!