Property of Jolene.

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
She can have him. I love it when I see people with shitty facial tattoos. You can tell they're stupid without having to go to the trouble of speaking to them.
 

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That's breaking the two biggest rules. No names. Nothing on the face. Moron.


They'll take care of him in prison. A few simple exes and ohs to cover up about half of it. I'm pretty sure, within a week, it'll read "Property of Joe". Have fun, daddy.
 
Curtis Allgier was actually pretty high up in the Neo-Nazi ring in jail and went untouched. But hes going to be doing life or a death sentence for killing a cop.
 
When you have that many tattoo's on your face the only career path left is criminal. But it's not a very good tool for blending into the crowd so I'm sure he get's picked up more times by the police than OJ.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Anyone else noticed the 5150 under his right eye? That cracks me up.
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Leave it to the Skinheads to wear their beliefs on their face.
How do you get a job looking like that, how do you not get your ass kicked looking like that.
The mysteries of the universe.
 
i think he will be just fine in prison. looks like he spent most of his life in there. otherwise those tattoos wouldnt exist.
 
Jolene is his mother. They immediately tattooed his forehead in the trailer after he was born.
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
since Service Industry jobs are out of the question and I am pretty sure not many corporations are hiring people with "that look", running drugs and guns is pretty much all you have left. In America's current economy, that may be one of the most secure jobs.

(I initially had a typo and had the guy running "gnus". Not sure about the demand for gnus but if there is one, someone here probably knows about it)
 
gnus? Hmm, that does not come up needing spell checked!

Gnus: Gnus blurs the distinction between news and e-mail, treating them both as "articles" that come from different sources.

Well, hot damn! I had a joke lined up, but this just blew my mind!

Not only that, but damn it! Obsecrate comes up needing spell checked and that is a word! Ugh! Go figure!
 
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