Mexico or Canada... I think either country would have no problem with me sneaking over the boarder.
Not much sneaking involved really. To get into Mexico you literally just walk through a turnstyle, no documents, papers, etc... And from my understanding, getting into Canada is only slightly more difficult than that!
On topic though, does anyone else find it disturbing and frightening that these "Jersey Shore" cretins will, in all probability, procreate in the near future?