Proof squirting is fake

[lezziewillow]

squirting isnt fake because i do it all the time and yes it does come out of a girls "piss hole" but it is a clear sticky substance and many girls i have been with and myself, it doesnt smell and accualy tastes quite sweet so if u wanna know if ur girl pissed or squirted just smell it if its clear and orderless its squirt if its yellow and has a smell of pee than its pee. girls can orgasm in their vaginas but they can not squirt from them.


-messy jessy

If your pee is yellow, then you're dehydrated. Urine should be clear.

 

[SmOnEy]

this isnt called read that story.... its called watch that video

 

[CrazyBastard]

If your urine is always clear, then you're drinking too much water. Yes, "Too Much", anyone who says "you can't drink too much water" is full of crap. Yellow is the normal color, look it up - try "urine" on Wikipedia. Also, you DON'T have x number of pounds of undigested food/impacted feces in your colon/large intestines, those people are also, er, full of crap, so to speak (read up on Dr. Kellogg). Or at least you probably don't. I don't, I have pictures, and I eat lots of red meat (don't stand too close to my plate).

SmOnEy is right, this is a vid board, and this thread needs vids. Sooo...

Tiffany gets bored while taking off her dress, flushes out the toobs, and plays peekaboo with somebody's phone:
http://www.ftvamateurs.com/galleries/s371/indexpic.htm

More of same, must not have been anything on tv:
http://www.sorenipples.net/ftv/20060228/tmsmv.html

Tiffany puts something far more interesting (to us?) in her toobs:
http://www.cliperotika.com/vids/ftv/tiffanie/videopost.html

Tiffany changes her own oil. Wait, what? No...
http://www.pornmoviesparadise.com/galleries/firsttimevideo2/070702tiffanieaer/low.html

Ok, enough of that. So, do we let this thread die, or do we turn it into a "Fake Squirting: Dousing" thread?
Clip 4 looks faked to me, can you tell why? (not because the clip doesn't match the pic):
http://www.wannawatch.com/hosted/index.php?wsc/tcg4free/seehersquirt_mov262

 

[whalers90]

OK i don't know how OBSCURE i'm going to be here, why does it look like in this video below, that tiffany has the "virus" the one from the X-files movie?
her veins in her buttocks and legs look like BLACK blood is running through her.
well in the picutes it looks like that you can't see it so well in the video.

Tiffany gets bored while taking off her dress, flushes out the toobs, and plays peekaboo with somebody's phone:
http://www.ftvamateurs.com/galleries/s371/indexpic.htm

PLUS...she should have stuck the phone in and then had someone call it. i want to hear it ring while in her snatch

 

[CrazyBastard]

OK i don't know how OBSCURE i'm going to be here, why does it look like in this video below, that tiffany has the "virus" the one from the X-files movie?

-Not that obscure, but when I got about halfway through that sentence I thought "She had that black shit washing around in her eyes?". Just looks thin-skinned, that's usually more notable with really pale skin too.

PLUS...she should have stuck the phone in and then had someone call it. i want to hear it ring while in her snatch

-Well, she appeared to be talking on it before stuffing it in her flue, and then again after she pulled it out. I wondered if she had it set on "vibrate". Or was it "My snatch sounds funny, here, listen"?

 

[Playernumber1]

If I went down on a girl and saw those veins it would give me a soft on!

 

[Playernumber1]

This is the only squirt vid I believe is realy true as it catches Katsumi by surprise! If anyone has the rest please post it!!!
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=192097&highlight=thai+katsumi

 

[CleverHans]

If your urine is always clear, then you're drinking too much water. Yes, "Too Much", anyone who says "you can't drink too much water" is full of crap. Yellow is the normal color, look it up - try "urine" on Wikipedia

You Might want to look up "human urine" on Wikipedia yourself, just be sure to actually read part of the article instead of just looking at the pretty picture. There you will find the following, "Clear colors are a sign of hydration and are the preferred colors of urine". You're right, though, that one can drink too much water, but you would really have to work at it.

As far as female ejaculation goes (no pun intended), I believe that it does exist out there in the real world to an extent, but 99 to 100% of it you see in porn is a product of both male fantasy and female bladders.

 

[antdog]

Its pretty easy to tell. Women squirt from their urethra, so when it squirts it should come out similar to taking a piss. When it gushes out like a fountain, then it obviously water they put in there, which 90% of porn squirting vids are.

Women are tyipcally squirters or not. If they have ONE vid where they squirt, its probably a fake.

Now to ask in the real scenario if its piss or not. Who knows, its porn these chicks will do anything on camera.

But squirting is 100% real. I've dated a squirter and she would squirt from sex, oral, fingering, etc... its was a mess, she was like cytheria.

 

[Nooge]

Some women DO squirt but the numbers of them that do - are very, very, small. The numbers that produce gushing fountains of photogenic fluid wonder - are even smaller and ... the numbers of truely HOT CHICKS that can do it legit are lottery winner rare.

Hate to bust a bubble but 99% of what you're seeing in porn is piss. And the reason I say that is ... well just look. Who DOES NOT squirt these days? LOL - almost every woman in porn is gushing today. They didn't do that years ago! Now ... either there is some X-Man mutant shite going through the gene pool of the younger generation of porn actresses ... or ... it is indeed ... a trick.

Sorry.

 

[Playernumber1]

ANyone wan add to this or even post a real deal squirt?

 

[Toucanzzz]

Man this site has a lot of Morons.
Squirting is a farce for idiots. Ask Jenna Haze or Chica or Vicky Vette or some of the other chicks on this site.
IDIOTS. Anatomy. Simple.

 

[Oneironaut]

Man this site has a lot of Morons.
Squirting is a farce for idiots. Ask Jenna Haze or Chica or Vicky Vette or some of the other chicks on this site.
IDIOTS. Anatomy. Simple.

No. Actually, it's "physiology" not "anatomy," and squirting is very real, yet rare.

You shoot yourself in the foot by posting KNOWN fake squirters.

Look up Tianna Lynn and Cytherea. Those are two of the most well known REAL squirters.

...GENIUS.

[Edit: Actually, here are a couple of Cytherea's...

http://www.freepornofreeporn.com/fr...dsbgdb_t125.html?be0051:signup:PORNSTARSQUIRT

http://www.xsquirt.com/galleries/039/cytherea_L1.php?1598193

http://www.pussydamage.com/meatmembers/78/227.html

http://www.twat4u.com/tgp/august2008/31-real-squirt-orgasm/squirting209.html ]

 

[Playernumber1]

What actually ruined the glimmer of hope for me that squirting might be real were people like cyntherea who rubtheir pussy for about 2 seconds then squirt a pint then contnue to do so for an entire video. It might have been somewhat believable if these girls had waited for about 15 minutes as thought they were well turned on then only did it a little bit once. These girls are the type of girls to tell a kid that santa isn't real if you see where I am coming from (excuse the pun).

 

[Oneironaut]

I've seen videos were Cytherea even admits that she can't do it any more and has to stop because she has nothing left.

So, let me humor you for a second:

What are you suggesting? That, somehow, she pisses clear/white liquid, can cut off her stream of piss, fuck some more, piss again with just as much intensity (even more intensity than a normal woman's piss)? Or, what? That the liquid is just magically appearing out of nowhere? Help me out here, because I'm confused. As it stands, that seems just as far-fetched.

When it comes down to "it would have been more believable if..." you have to realize, Cytherea's reputation practically hinges on her squirting ability. I'm sure she's gotten her body's physiology down to a science. Any person can pull of amazing tricks with their body, given enough practice. I'll grant that there is the off possibility that every single girl who has ever admitted to, or been filmed, doing it, is all a lie, but I'd say the evidence is overwhelmingly in favor of it being a real phenomenon.

It might help you to do a little reading, instead of just going by appearances and assumptions.

Article from the The Federation of Feminist Women's Health Centers

Article from Ask Men.com

From DoctorG.com

So far, it looks like "Evidence of validity - 1, Evidence of fallacy - 0"

Does anyone have anything credible to counter the above accounts, other than "Well, pffft, it's not real because I either say it's not, or I just don't understand it enough to accept it"? Because, that's all I've been seeing so far.

[Edit: I wish I could find the video of Mia Rose's first time squirting. I have the clips on my PC, but am not sure exactly where to find it without going through her entire list. It was with a specific guy that she really likes working with. I can't remember his name. I read an article where she was talking about how it was her first time doing it, and it caught her by surprise.]

[Edit x2: Found a short clip of it. It doesn't actually show her doing it, but this is the scene, if you want to look for more of it. It's a damn good scene, too. Link ]

 

[Playernumber1]

I've seen videos were Cytherea even admits that she can't do it any more and has to stop because she has nothing left.

So, let me humor you for a second:

What are you suggesting? That, somehow, she pisses clear/white liquid, can cut off her stream of piss, fuck some more, piss again with just as much intensity (even more intensity than a normal woman's piss)? Or, what? That the liquid is just magically appearing out of nowhere? Help me out here, because I'm confused. As it stands, that seems just as far-fetched.

When it comes down to "it would have been more believable if..." you have to realize, Cytherea's reputation practically hinges on her squirting ability. I'm sure she's gotten her body's physiology down to a science. Any person can pull of amazing tricks with their body, given enough practice. I'll grant that there is the off possibility that every single girl who has ever admitted to, or been filmed, doing it, is all a lie, but I'd say the evidence is overwhelmingly in favor of it being a real phenomenon.

It might help you to do a little reading, instead of just going by appearances and assumptions.

Article from the The Federation of Feminist Women's Health Centers

Article from Ask Men.com

From DoctorG.com

So far, it looks like "Evidence of validity - 1, Evidence of fallacy - 0"

Does anyone have anything credible to counter the above accounts, other than "Well, pffft, it's not real because I either say it's not, or I just don't understand it enough to accept it"? Because, that's all I've been seeing so far.

[Edit: I wish I could find the video of Mia Rose's first time squirting. I have the clips on my PC, but am not sure exactly where to find it without going through her entire list. It was with a specific guy that she really likes working with. I can't remember his name. I read an article where she was talking about how it was her first time doing it, and it caught her by surprise.]

[Edit x2: Found a short clip of it. It doesn't actually show her doing it, but this is the scene, if you want to look for more of it. It's a damn good scene, too. Link ]

Read the previous quote. One organ produces this amount of liquid and one only. You need only watch squit101 to see that one hand is jammed in a girls snatch as the other is pressed hard where her bladder is.

If you can tell me straight all these girls happened to be really turned on to the point they are squirting then you are a liar.

http://www.iseekgirls.com/g/mc/squirtbukkake/0000100/

Lets see a real vid of someones bird squiting, not pissing and not dousing.

 

[ratbastid]

yea, "squirting" is real... its possible....scientific study aside:
but the base of all this argument is that in porn, its 99% fake!!
For Show only, like Harry Fuckin' Potter waving his wand- its fake!!! :fight:

 

[chrisr069]

Urine should be clear.

and when you're drunk. LOL

 

[ChefChiTown]

To everybody that thinks squirting is fake:

You obviously don't how to push a girl's buttons, because I've seen squirting first hand and it is 100% real and it is 100% NOT piss.

 

[Dirty Danza]

I did not read this whole thread but I remember a conversation Brandon Iron and I had about this on the set one day...

we ended up going to a clinic to talk with a doctor.. he told us that the female has no place to store ejaculate.. basically saying that squirting was fake... I dunno I will post some creamy vids and see if those are fake LOL