Prior to, and during my"vacation", I wrote letters and sent many emails

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I was hoping you were in a severe motorcycle accident while you were gone. Not dead of course, but if you were injured to the point you made Terry Schiavo look like Fred Astaire, I wouldn't be upset, lemme tell you.

 

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But did you get any pussy while you were gone? I mean this forum is fun and all but seriously, I hope you got laid at least once.