Read a post about having a pretty girlfriend being hard because of the attention she gets from other people. My thoughts, if you're that insecure in a relationship then man up and end it first. Any sage bits of wisdom anyone would like to share on this topic? What's your best bit of relationship advice that's served you well?
Post Your Best Relationship Advice
- Thread starter Rockhammer
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never don't stop not giving up.
stop watching porn
If my wife has a bag of gold, do I care if the bag be old?
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
A hundred dollars goes a long way towards solving all relationship issues.
Indeed, that's a princely sum.
A $100?!? Dude, that ain't ****. I got REAMED by an ex-GF of mine, a DECADE AGO, for spending that on her for Valentine's Day. (Of course, she wanted M-O-R-E!!!)
About jealousy: If at the end of the night, after all the attention from other dudes - she is GOING HOME WITH ME, the rest is "just noise..."
About jealousy: If at the end of the night, after all the attention from other dudes - she is GOING HOME WITH ME, the rest is "just noise..."
Don't stop believing'... hold onto that feeling...
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
FreeOnes_Adam
FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Scrub your butt.
bobjustbob
Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
True but our friend got burned again.
"Shes a dirty rotten thief
Sent her 40.00 for a 20 min skype video. She took teh money and never gave me my skype date
have emailed and tweeted her multiple times and she ignores it
fuck this fat bitch"
When you and your lady get into an argument, ask her if she's on her period. That'll get her to calm down.
FreeOnes_Adam
FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Cook her dinner. But make sure you don't wash a single fucking pot or pan, or the fucking plates. That well guarantee a blowjob at the very least.
If seagulls aren't hovering over the sink, you've fucked up.
If seagulls aren't hovering over the sink, you've fucked up.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
PICS, mang. We need pics.
Some more good relationship advice:
If she asks if a dress makes her look fat, tell her "yes." Women appreciate honesty.
Farting and stuffing her head under the covers is always a crowd pleaser.
Box up all the clutter she leaves in the bathroom and donate it to Goodwill. Women appreciate organization and charity.
Vampires only sparkle when their taints get tickled. Tell her "Twilight" is for homos and crazy cat ladies. Again, women appreciate honesty.
Dont tell her you spend so much time asking for relationship advise on freeone
:1orglaugh That guy will live forever in Freeones' infamy :1orglaugh
Yes!!
My god you are so wise for one of your youthful age :bowdown:
When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
...and make sure it's not actually side two of Physical Graffiti.
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Also, make sure to mention to your paramour that nothing turns you on more than men with tits or porn produced by Joey Rivera.
