Post a random song lyric

[dick van cock]

The piano has been drinking
My necktie's ******
The combo went back to New York, and left me all alone
The jukebox has to take a leak
Have you noticed that the carpet needs a haircut?
And the spotlight looks just like a prison break
And the telephone's out of cigarettes
As usual the balcony's on the make
And the piano has been drinking, heavily
The piano has been drinking
And he's on the hard stuff tonight [...]
Not me, not me, The piano has been drinking not me !!!

 

[dave_rhino]

Tell me, why is Dick Cheney underneath my bed?
Yeah'know, that ain't cool.
Tending to the lips of a shrunken head,
Yeah'know, that ain't cool.

 

[belfastsixpack]

STOP!
I wanna go home.
Take off this uniform and leave the show.
But I am waiting in this cell because i have to know (have to know)
Have I been guilty all this time?

 

[L3ggy]

I'm In The Middle of Life, I'm A Boy And I'm A Man, I'm Eighteen And I Like It(all i know from the top of my head.)

 

[Legzman]

Found em!
Cops theme song!!!

Bad boys
Whatcha want, watcha want
Whatcha gonna do
When sheriff John Brown come for you
Tell me
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna dooo
Yeaheah

CHORUS:
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you

When you were eight
And you had bad traits
You go to school
And learn the golden rule
So why are you
Acting like a ****** fool
If you get hot
You must get cool

CHORUS

You chuck it on that one
You chuck it on this one
You chuck it on your ****** and
You chuck it on your ******
You chuck it on your ******* and
You chuck it on your ******
You chuck it on that one and
You chuck it on me

(CHORUS x2)

Nobody naw give you no break
Police naw give you no break
Not a soldier mona give you no break
Not even you idren naw give you no break
Hehe

(CHORUS x2)

Why did you have to act so mean
Don't you know you're human being
Born of a ****** with the love of a ******
Reflections come and reflections go
I know sometimes you want to let go
hey hey hey
I know sometimes you want to let go

Bad boys, bad boys
A whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you
(You're too bad, you're too rude)
(You're too bad, you're too rude)
Bad boys, bad boys
A whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you

You chuck it on that one
You chuck it on this one
You chuck it on your ****** and
You chuck it on your ******
You chuck it on your ******* and
You chuck it on your ******
You chuck it on that one and
You chuck it on me​

 

[L3ggy]

just posted them on what are you listening on friend lol.


Sweat - Inner Circle

I've been watching you

C'mon!

Hey!

Standing across the room
I saw you smile
Said I want to talk to you-oo-oo
For a little while
But before I make my move
My emotions start running wild
My tongue gets tied
And that's no lie

Looking in your eyes
Looking in you big brown eyes
Ooh yeah
And I've got this to say to you
Hey!

Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat till you can't sweat no more
And if you cry out
I'm gonna push it some, mo-o-ore
Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat till you can't sweat no more
And if you cry out
I'm gonna push it
Push it, push it some more


C'mon!

Ooh

So I said to myself
"Does she love me or not?"

But the dreads done know
That love is his to get
With a little bit of this
And a little bit of that
the lyrics goes on the ******
My tongue gets tied
And that's no lie

Looking in your eyes
Looking in your big brown eyes
Ooh girl
And I've got this to say to you
Hey!

Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat till you can't sweat no more
And if you cry out
I'm gonna push it some mo-o-ore
Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat till you can't sweat no more
And if you cry out
I'm gonna push it
Push it, push it some more


Ooh yeah!

One more time!

Sing it!

Hey!

Woo woo woo woo wee yeah

I'm looking in your big brown eyes
Ooh Yeah
And I've got this to say to you
Hey!

Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat till you can't sweat no more
And if you cry out
I'm gonna push it some mo-o-ore
Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat till you can't sweat no more
And if you cry out
I'm gonna push it
Push it, push it some more


Yeah!

Push it, push it some more

Alright!

Push it, push it some more

 

[Legzman]

just posted them on what are you listening on friend lol.

:1orglaugh We posted them at the exact same time in different threads!

 

[L3ggy]

Cool!

 

[dick van cock]

Boy, the way Glenn Miller played.
Songs that made the Hit Parade.
Guys like us, we had it made.

Those were the days.

Didn't need no welfare state.
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee, our old LaSalle ran great.

Those were the days.

And you know who you were then.
Girls were girls and men were men.
Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.

People seemed to be content.
Fifty dollars paid the rent.
Freaks were in a circus tent.

Those were the days.

Take a little Sunday spin,
Go to watch the Dodgers win.
Have yourself a dandy day that cost you under a fin.

Hair was short and skirts were long.
Kate Smith really sold a song.
I don't know just what went wrong.

Those Were The Days.

 

[thegunner]

I had a dream I was a vigilante's side kick
My name is Tim I'm a lesser- known character
I had a dream I was a vigilante's side kick
Fighting crime in the streets together

Down in Oakland
Off of West Grant
St. Joseph relief poor program
A good place where good people get food
Help your fellow man a good thing to do
Government agency said be afraid of me
I'll shut your doors down and it won't phase me
Wolverine came through left the agent for dead
Put the doors back up, everyone was fed

I had a dream I was a vigilante's side kick
My name is Tim I'm a lesser- known character
I had a dream I was a vigilante's side kick
Fighting crime in the streets together

Do not build them abandoned buildings
It's nice to sleep when you got a ceiling
Neighborhood watch said we gotta put a stop
Can't have people living for free call the cops
Here come the swat team and the M-16
Shoot the walls in and destroy the building
Wolverine was sad and it made him mad
Every single cop got a bullet in the head

I had a dream I was a vigilante's side kick
My name is Tim I'm a lesser- known character
I had a dream I was a vigilante's side kick
Fighting crime in the streets together

 

[belfastsixpack]

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?
Remember how she said that we would meet again some sunny day.
Vera! Vera!
What has become of you?
Does anybody else in here, feel the way I do?

 

[L3ggy]

We're leaving together,
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back,
To earth, who can tell?
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground
Will things ever be the same again?

It's the final countdown...

We're heading for Venus and still we stand tall
Cause maybe they've seen us and welcome us all
With so many light years to go and things to be found
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so.

 

[bodie54]

Thought it was a nightmare
Lord, it's all so true
They told me, "Don't go walking slow
'Cause Devil's on the loose"
Better run through the jungle
Better run through the jungle
Better run through the jungle
Whoa, don't look back to see

Thought I heard a rumbling
Calling to my name
Two hundred million guns are loaded
Satan cries, "Take aim!"

Over on the mountain
Thunder magic spoke
"Let the people know my wisdom
Fill the land with smoke"

Better run through the jungle
Better run through the jungle
Better run through the jungle
Whoa, don't look back to see

 

[dick van cock]

I'm driving on the road that Hitler built
I'm driving on the road that Hitler built
This is the place where history stopped to ****
And I'm driving on the road that Hitler built

I'm driving on the road that Stalin built next
There's more holes in Joe's than Adolf's
But what would you expect
I wonder what the Germans did
To fall from history's nest
And I'm driving on the road that Stalin built next

On the roads of Germany
On the roads of Germany
These are the roads of the 20th century
And there's ***** and steel and leather
Mixed into that concrete
When you're riding on the roads of high Germany

I'm cruising on Konrad's Autobahn
Konrad's got a Beetle and Ludwig a Trabant
And Willy's got a Merc and Erich's got a tank
But that road only took me to a concrete dead end trap

We're driving on the road that never ends
All roads lead to exit signs and then they start again
And Helmut's building on the wheel of history as it spins
And history never ends 'cos it's too busy beginning

 

[bodie54]

It's too late
She's gone too far
She lost the sun
She's come undone

 

[-KING-]

Nas- Dont Body Yourself

...N***** don't want beef they vegetarian
Scared of pussy you climbed out a caesarian...

 

[Manny460]

Whitney Houston - One Moment in Time

Each day I live
I want to be a day to give the best of me
I'm only one, but not alone
My finest day is yet unknown
I broke my heart for every gain
To taste the sweet, I faced the pain
I rise and fall,
Yet through it all this much remains

I want one moment in time
When I'm more than I thought I could be
When all of my dreams
Are a heart beat away
And the answers are all up to me
Give me one moment in time
When I'm racing with destiny
Then in that one moment of time
I will feel, I will feel eternity

I've lived to be the very best
I want it all, no time for less
I've laid the plans
Now lay the chance here in my hands

Give me one moment in time
When I'm more than I thought I could be
When all of my dreams
Are a heart beat away
And the answers are all up to me
Give me one moment in time
When I'm racing with destiny
Then in that one moment of time
I will feel, I will feel eternity

You're a winner for a lifetime
If you seize that one moment in time
Make it shine

Give me one moment in time
When I'm more than I thought I could be
When all of my dreams
Are a heart beat away
And the answers are all up to me
Give me one moment in time
When I'm racing with destiny
Then in that one moment of time
I will be, I will be, I will be free, I will be,
I will be free

 

[Jon1421]

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to explain
Im your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

P.s.
*** and *** this is chasey
Chasey this is my *** and ***
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties
P.s.
*** and *** this is chasey
Chasey this is my *** and ***
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

Bloodhoundgang are the best!

 

[belfastsixpack]

Everytime you think you're walking, you're just moving the ground.
Everytime you think you're talking, you're just moving your mouth.
Everytime you think you're looking, you're just looking down.

 

[bodie54]

I live uptown
I live downtown
I live all around
I had money
I had none
I had money
I had none
But I've never been so broke, that I couldn't leave town