Pornstar Airlines
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what a complete bunch of ****....no hub airports...no pole dancing in the airport lounge...no half and half in first class...no in-flight porno movies....just music. You bodgy bastards, I really had my hopes up. :******::crash:
Yeah,of course,we re working on it !
help us to get rich (buy the to-be-released albums,come to our shows,buy our PSAL-toilet-paper ;-) and we ll found one.
Did you see Vince Neil in the "Uncensored"-Video sitting in that little jacuzzi ON the limo?
I wanna have that,too,but on a fake Lockheed SR-71 built by West Coast Customs.
I spoke to them,they will do it.
So all we need is a few #1-hits,that s all...
:-D
help us to get rich (buy the to-be-released albums,come to our shows,buy our PSAL-toilet-paper ;-) and we ll found one.
Did you see Vince Neil in the "Uncensored"-Video sitting in that little jacuzzi ON the limo?
I wanna have that,too,but on a fake Lockheed SR-71 built by West Coast Customs.
I spoke to them,they will do it.
So all we need is a few #1-hits,that s all...
:-D
Fucking awesome! :banger:
So who would you like to see on our maiden flight....any ladies in particular?
You're 27 years too late.
Yeah,Debi Diamond will be there.And Puma Swede.And Brandi Love,Sabrina Deep and Sara Jay.And... :-D
Too late???
No,the young people just loooove that 80ies-rock !!!
And there will be some modern stuff,too.
Just the way we want it.
Just like Kiss and Crüe did it: traditional stuff and modern stuff.
But to be honest: If there will ever be some genius material it s mere chance,LOL !
It s just music for fun and to entertain us and the fans.
Too late???
No,the young people just loooove that 80ies-rock !!!
And there will be some modern stuff,too.
Just the way we want it.
Just like Kiss and Crüe did it: traditional stuff and modern stuff.
But to be honest: If there will ever be some genius material it s mere chance,LOL !
It s just music for fun and to entertain us and the fans.
they all laugh...but there's a reason why KISS and Crüe have been around for so long. :thumbsup: KISS has an ARMY....what the fuck does Europe have, except that damn Carrie song?
Yep,it s extremly hard making a living from it.
Just as I said: it s a SOUL-thing,we make that kinda music we grew up with.If it gets successful ( and we try that !) we re happy as hell (or HEAVEN in our case ;-) ) if not,it wasn t a waste of time because it s fun.That s all.
Uh,I always thought that Europe sucks...I don t like that Melodic-Rock,though they re are awesome musicians.
"The final countdown" was great though,I still like it a lot.Just a good-time-pop-rock-song written in major.Love that !
Speaking of ballads : We re working on our ballad "Freakish Blue Eyes",a song in Crüe´s "Home Sweet Home"-style with a breath-taking guitar-solo and a killer-hookline and cool lyrics with a lot of puns and innuendos.
It s a dedication to hot women with blue eyes and a video will be made for it,too.
In the video will be hundreds of portraits of hot blue-eyed women.
So if you guys know some or are one of them send in your pictures!
Spread the word please:
Pornstar Airlines is looking for women with blue eyes for their first video-clip !
We ll check them all and chose the best of them !
Just as I said: it s a SOUL-thing,we make that kinda music we grew up with.If it gets successful ( and we try that !) we re happy as hell (or HEAVEN in our case ;-) ) if not,it wasn t a waste of time because it s fun.That s all.
Uh,I always thought that Europe sucks...I don t like that Melodic-Rock,though they re are awesome musicians.
"The final countdown" was great though,I still like it a lot.Just a good-time-pop-rock-song written in major.Love that !
Speaking of ballads : We re working on our ballad "Freakish Blue Eyes",a song in Crüe´s "Home Sweet Home"-style with a breath-taking guitar-solo and a killer-hookline and cool lyrics with a lot of puns and innuendos.
It s a dedication to hot women with blue eyes and a video will be made for it,too.
In the video will be hundreds of portraits of hot blue-eyed women.
So if you guys know some or are one of them send in your pictures!
Spread the word please:
Pornstar Airlines is looking for women with blue eyes for their first video-clip !
We ll check them all and chose the best of them !
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