Pornography: Use it in a sentence.

[HeartBroker]

It's...

1 shot vodka
1 shot Kahlua
Milk
1 splash Pornography®!

 

[bodie54]

He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf stream and he had gone 84 days now without pornography.

 

[DrMotorcity]

"Lee Marvin Bodie, gunfighter. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the Pornography. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic booze-hound. Lee Marvin Bodie will be that man. Drunker than he was before. Better, bow-leggeder, stronger, faster, louder and three-fisted, too."

 

[titsrock]

"Here's looking at your pornography, kid.."

 

[hothannah]

The best multi-national orgy i was ever part of included a perverted Pole, a randy Romanian, a gifted German, an artistic African, a ladyboy from the Philipines and of course myself.

 

[titsrock]

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this pornography I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

 

[DrMotorcity]

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this pornography I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

YEEEE-OOOOOOWW!!
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J. Wellington Wimpy:

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some Pornography today."

 

[bodie54]

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found his pornography transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.

 

[Latterer]

He set up his totem to the religion of pornography,worshipping every angel it showed him.

 

[Lust]

It was no accident that I got to be the caretaker of Colonel Walter E. Kurtz's memory - any more than being back in Saigon was an accident and no way to tell his story without telling about my own pornography collection.

 

[DrMotorcity]

"Here's looking at your pornography, kid.."

Thanks, Rick.



This just in from Napoleon XIV:

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berzerk?
Well, you left me anyhow and the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind.

And They're coming to take a look at my Pornography Ha Ha
They're coming to take a look at my Pornography ho ho he he ha ha
at the FreeOnes farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice young Mods in their clean white coats
and they're coming to take a look at my Pornography ha ha

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[Philbert]

Wow...this thread is still going after all this time...cool!


I pledge allegiance to the Porn
of the United Website of FreeOnes.
To the pornstars for which it stands,
One Website, indecipherable,with titties and pornography for all!

 

[Skyraider22]

Pornography is the scond leading cause of hard-ons in America.:glugglug:

 

[Priapus]

He had a weak point -- this Fortunato -- although in other regards he was a man to be respected and even feared. He prided himself on his connoisseurship in pornography.

-Snippet taken from "The Cask of Amontillado"

 

[Master_Gio]

Pornography is one of the greatest things in the world.

 

[StormRuller]

I want PORN all the rest of my life...

 

[Wainkerr99]

Pornography from yesteryear, the 80's and 90's, was, in my opinion, more interest, more erotic, more sexual.

 

[Master_Gio]

Pornography makes life better.

 

[bodie54]

I've always relied on the pornography of strangers :shy:

 

[bustybbwlover]

first a definition of pornography - the depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement
Most commercials I see on television and advertisements I see in magazines are pornography.