Porno Dan is an American Treasure.

[Deepcover]

Porno Dan even fuck Aaliyah Love...looks like he is going to surpass Ron Jeremy's legacy...

 

[Deepcover]

Yes...she gets off by the lifts from thee news anchor

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

You have some serious problems in your life if you continually find ways to register duplicate accounts. And then you repeat the same bullshit message each and every time. You're worse than MustBeStupid and his fascination with the Koch Bros. I think you're frustrated that Dan hasn't worked over your asshole. Get a room. And then get help.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Wow. That last post by me looks incredibly out of place without that asshat's post in front of it. Suffice it to say, there was an asshat posting at length about what a deplorable scumbag Porno Dan is. And that asshat has had at least six duplicate accounts, using each to go on the exact same rant.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Yes...she gets off by the lifts from thee news anchor

She'd call the cops if this character tried to pull the same thing.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

You'd have to be either racist or queer not to jump at the opportunity to shove your condomless wiener in this one.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Porno Dan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dan Cortese

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Really? I'm not gay or anything but if Dan Cortese asked me to blow him I'd consider it. That man is an American Treasure.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'm not gay or anything but if Dan Cortese asked me to blow him I'd consider it.

 

[Deepcover]

Where is the FO police when you need them?
Shut down these Porno Dan threads now!

 

[Jack Davenport]

Dan Cortese is a fellow UNC alum so for me to say porno Dan is greater than him shows the high esteem I hold for porno Dan.

 

[Jack Davenport]

True story about Dan Cortese when he was at UNC. During a Carolina basketball game which Brent Musberger was calling, Dan was taking a piss beside Brent in the restroom when Dan yelled out " you're looking liiiivvvvveee at a urinal!" That pretty much made him a legend in Chapel Hill.

 

[alexpnz]

I don't have a clue who the fuck Porno Dan is and quite honestly, I could care less but....that name....PORNO DAN!.

Right up there with Project Pat, Wavy Gravy, Stu the Jew and Will Worm! :clap:

 

[Rane1071]

Yeah I still don't know who Porno Dan is and I still don't give a flying fuck, but this thread was a good idea.

 

[Deepcover]

You'd have to be either racist or queer not to jump at the opportunity to shove your condomless wiener in this one.

So are those the type of streetwalkers you like to pick up on the street?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

So are those the type of streetwalkers you like to pick up on the street?

I go for old Eurasian prostitutes that are more sluts than whores that operate out of hooker cages in Culver City. Lemon Drop drops to her knees but never spills a drop.

 

[Petra]

Where is the FO police when you need them?
Shut down these Porno Dan threads now!

On vacation. And Bob bitched about how much time I used to take off for vacation!

 

[Rane1071]

 

[Deepcover]

On vacation. And Bob bitched about how much time I used to take off for vacation!

I am now officially helpless...

 

[Deepcover]

I go for old Eurasian prostitutes that are more sluts than whores that operate out of hooker cages in Culver City. Lemon Drop drops to her knees but never spills a drop.

Oh ok cause for a while there I was going to say you're alright...there is no lying in you @ all lol