Porn Names

[KimoraKlein]

I totally got ***** the other night and called a friend to express my regret as to not calling myself "Amelia Bedelia". HOW EPIC would that be. My scenes would mirror the names of the series of the childrens' book:

THANK YOU, AMELIA BEDELIA - A birthday fuck
AMELIA BEDELIA AND THE SURPRISE SHOWER - *******
CALLING DOCTOR AMELIA BEDELIA - Medical fetish
PLAY BALL, AMELIA BEDELIA - Balls-deep throating
TEACH US, AMELIA BEDELIA - Dominating teens

etc.

But yeah, Kimora Klein is pretty damn good. Hahaha.

If you were a porn star (male or female), what would your name be? Why?

 

[roronoa3000]

Orville Rideherbackend or Rumpledforeskin

 

[jod0565]

Dork Diggler.

 

[ICanHasLogin]

Apparently it would be "Butt Hardon"

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[Asianlov69]

asianlov69.... is a good one.. a name that tells what i love...i lov them asian and eating that pie..

 

[DOA82]

Fifi Dollah

 

[KimoraKlein]

Rumpledforeskin

AHHHHAHAHA, sickkk.

 

[thebear247]

I totally got ***** the other night and called a friend to express my regret as to not calling myself "Amelia Bedelia". HOW EPIC would that be. My scenes would mirror the names of the series of the childrens' book:

THANK YOU, AMELIA BEDELIA - A birthday fuck
AMELIA BEDELIA AND THE SURPRISE SHOWER - *******
CALLING DOCTOR AMELIA BEDELIA - Medical fetish
PLAY BALL, AMELIA BEDELIA - Balls-deep throating
TEACH US, AMELIA BEDELIA - Dominating teens

etc.

But yeah, Kimora Klein is pretty damn good. Hahaha.

If you were a porn star (male or female), what would your name be? Why?

i was always told to take you the name of your 1st pet as your first name and the name of your street as your last name so mine would be Dreamer Deadwood

 

[gunslingingbird]

I totally got ***** the other night and called a friend to express my regret as to not calling myself "Amelia Bedelia". HOW EPIC would that be. My scenes would mirror the names of the series of the childrens' book:

THANK YOU, AMELIA BEDELIA - A birthday fuck
AMELIA BEDELIA AND THE SURPRISE SHOWER - *******
CALLING DOCTOR AMELIA BEDELIA - Medical fetish
PLAY BALL, AMELIA BEDELIA - Balls-deep throating
TEACH US, AMELIA BEDELIA - Dominating teens

etc.

But yeah, Kimora Klein is pretty damn good. Hahaha.

If you were a porn star (male or female), what would your name be? Why?

I'm glad you chose a regular name. When I was in the third grade and we had to read Amelia Bedelia, I fucking LOATHED the character. In my 9-year-old mind I could not fathom how so much sheer idiocy and stupidity could be incorporated into the same character. Now that I'm an adult I realize that there are everyday, ordinary simpletons who outstupidize (is that even a word?) that stupidest of characters. flylicker

By the way, how did you come up with your name? I'm sure you've mentioned that several times before, but I can't be bothered to look it up right now.

i was always told to take you the name of your 1st pet as your first name and the name of your street as your last name so mine would be Dreamer Deadwood

See, that wouldn't work for me. Fluffy 238 is more of a screen name at a gay forum than it is a pornstar name.

 

[BlueBalls]

Smoky Wood loves to smoke wood....

I do.

 

[DOA82]

Fifi Dollah

Id like to point out I didnt see the "what would your name be" part of the OP, I just through the above in as a potential name.

 

[biomech]

Longrod Von Hujen Dong. :nanner:

 

[Ace Bandage]

i was always told to take you the name of your 1st pet as your first name and the name of your street as your last name so mine would be Dreamer Deadwood

I'm Bear Mayflower then. Somebody sign me up! That name is dyn-o-mite. :nanner:

 

[Shifty]

Baron von Hooter Spunker :hatsoff:

 

[pornophile]

If I were chinese my name would be Suk Mai Long Wang

 

[316sherm]

Buck Naked

 

[Skyraider22]

Doc Nesbit:thumbsup::1orglaugh

 

[larss]

Humpy Fuegobutt or Master Baiter or Richard Power

 

[Embryoyo]

Embryoyo... It's about fuckin' your girlfriend with an embryo yo yo yoaaargghhhhh!!! Yo-Yo status, playah.

 

[Supafly]

Hugh Dangle

Has some class, the Hugh Grant of Porn^^