Porn Names that just won't die

[poggy]

Jenna is fast becoming one of these, I can think of 11 off the top of my head.

 

[member2686]

"And a partridge in a pear tree..."

I'm surprised no guy has taken William Hung as a porn name.

A few women named Lipps, that's Lipps with two ps.

A few Babes and a Babette or two.

67 women and 1 man with Honey in their names.

Lots of Ladys.

Lots of Babys.

6 Bitchs.

Pussy at 9.

Cock is big with the guys and a few women too.

1 or 2 Peckers.

2 Hooters, Heather and Heidi.

2 Juggs, that's with a double g, though not sure if that's the bust size as well. Heh.

5 female Bang/gs, of the single and double g variety. 9 guys.

Shags, Shaggys and Shagwells oh my!

2 dudes named Boner, Billy and Rusty.

I'm done.

Have fun.

-cs™

 

[Smittmaestro]

Heh, not exactly Iambic Pentameter.

-cs™

 

[Smittmaestro]

You guys are good! Seems like we all see the copycat names in porn. Why don't the pornstars?

They probably do, they just don't give a fuck, unless they're filming it that is.

-cs™

 

[alexios]

Angela Devi! :1orglaugh :thumbsup:

 

[Smittmaestro]

6 Boobs/Boobies/Boobes.

Looked up Tit but most are in names like Chastity (which is pretty damn common anyway), Nefertiti (hough there is a Nefertitti so there you go).
1 woman named The Big Titter, another named Nice Tits, a Martina Titsanov, Janet Sucatit, Dee Tits, Carol Titian, Big Tits Malloy, Titziana, Titi, Santita and one guy named Titman. A lot of Tituses and Titanics.

A guy named Erection, swear to God.

There's a Tonya Hardon, a Butch Hardon & a John Hardon.
Angel Hard, E. Hard, R. Hard, Hardcore, a shitload of Richards, Adams Hardwood and Hardman. The Hell with it click here.

Yep, there's a guy named Hugh G. Rection.

Alas no Betty Humpter.

No E. "Jack" Ulate either.

Lots of Heads, what does everybody want? What does everybody need? What does everybody love? Thank you Al Snow.

Shit I'm running out of steam!

I'm truly done, have fun you crazy kids.

-cs™

 

[member2686]

Oh man, that's rough. :eek: :tongue:

Angela Devi! :1orglaugh :thumbsup:

 

[Blowme]

I'm surprised no guy has taken William Hung as a porn name.

LOL. And I'm surprised there are only 7 Hardwoods. Anthony Hardwood being the only famous one of those. And there's only one named Longwood, and he only has 1 title to his credit.

 

[member2686]

A friend of mine who's a programmer for New Sensations/Digital Sin/all their other websites uses an online caption (not MSN ID) on MSN Messenger of "Randy Rockhard." :rubbel: It cracks me up every time I talk to him!!! :rofl:

 

[Smittmaestro]

I think Nightfly's a perfect porn name.

As is Smitty. :nanner:

But with our luck it'll be two guys doing gay porn.:lovecoupl

-cs™

 

[agggelos21]

there are several Smiths too :
Amber Smith (17)
Anna Nicole Smith (13)
Anna Smith (4)
Ashley Charlton (0) aka Ashley Smith
Avalon (16) aka Tracy Smith
Bronsyn Smith (0)
Candace Smith (0)
Christina Smith (2)
Christine Smith (2)
Courtney Thorne-Smith (7) aka Courtney Smith
Crystal Smith (0)
Donna Smith (2)
Eileen Smith (2)
Eva Roberts (64) aka Brandy Smith
Jaclyn Smith (2) aka Ellen Jaclyn Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith (6)
Jan Burton (4) aka Janine Smith
Julianne Moore (7) aka Julie Anne Smith
Julie K. Smith (5)
Julie Lynn Cialini (8) aka Julie Lynn Smith
Kathleen Kinmont (1) aka Kathleen Kinmont Smith
Kim Smith (8) aka Kimberley Katherine Smith
Kirsty Smith (6)
Lisa Marie (4) aka Lisa Marie Smith
Martha Smith (1)
Natalie Smith (0)
Shawnee Smith (3)
Sonny Smith (0)
Sophia Smith (3)
Susan Smith (1)
Teddi Smith (1)

and also Angels :
Anna Angel (17) aka Ann Angel
Asia Angel (1)
Ayana Angel (13)
Christina Angel (4)
Dani O'Neal (1)
Emily Angel (4)
Erin Ellington (6) aka Erin Angel
Eve Angel (96)
Joanna Angel (6)
Laura Angel (19)
Lenka Angel (3)
Lucia St. Angelo (2)
Lynn Stone (8) aka Amanda Angel
Megan Cole (10) aka Jessica Angel
Miel Angel (2)
Natalli Di Angelo (1)
Nathalie Di Angelo (2)
Nika Chanel (13) aka Angel Eyes
Nikki Montana (11) aka Nikoletta Angel
Phelanie Angel (2)
Sherri Angel (36)
Sindy Angel (1)
Tania Angel (5)
Tina Angel (2)
Tori Angel (0)
Vanessa Angel (6)

 

[D-rock]

and also Angels :
Anna Angel (17) aka Ann Angel
Asia Angel (1)
Ayana Angel (13)
Christina Angel (4)
Dani O'Neal (1)
Emily Angel (4)
Erin Ellington (6) aka Erin Angel
Eve Angel (96)
Joanna Angel (6)
Laura Angel (19)
Lenka Angel (3)
Lucia St. Angelo (2)
Lynn Stone (8) aka Amanda Angel
Megan Cole (10) aka Jessica Angel
Miel Angel (2)
Natalli Di Angelo (1)
Nathalie Di Angelo (2)
Nika Chanel (13) aka Angel Eyes
Nikki Montana (11) aka Nikoletta Angel
Phelanie Angel (2)
Sherri Angel (36)
Sindy Angel (1)
Tania Angel (5)
Tina Angel (2)
Tori Angel (0)
Vanessa Angel (6)

I think there is also Angel Veil, one of my favorites.

 

[growler_nine]

New one to be added to the Lynns - "Candy" Lynn - Now turned eighteen...
Eighth movie down at brand new site University Bubble Butts...
http://join.universitybubblebutts.com/track/NDE1NTo3MDo1MA/

 

[hedonis]

How about the wave of Britney/Brittany/Brittneys we've had since adult men started wanting to have sex with a then-underage Britney Spears? And porn chicks named Jenna?

I don't know if they've reached epidemic stage, but a smattering of "Hilton" and "Paris" names showed up too.

But yeah, I'd definitely have to agree with Angel And Lynn. What about Steele/Steel?

H

 

[maildude]

I never saw this thread before. Good thread! Lots of "Gingers" and names with multiple consonants like "roxx" and such. Where are the creative names? Or funny names?

 

[hedonis]

Where are the creative names? Or funny names?

I've always liked the Hymen triplets:

Taryn Hymen
Buster Hymen
Rip Hymen


There was also Woody Long, Buster Cherry, Dick Rambone, and I'm not sure where this one came from- Field Marshall Bradley (Often called FM Bradley)

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[maildude]

Field Marshall Bradley (Often called FM Bradley)

That's funnier than hell! :1orglaugh

 

[senob44]

I never saw this thread before. Good thread! Lots of "Gingers" and names with multiple consonants like "roxx" and such. Where are the creative names? Or funny names?

I never saw this thread before either. So true how they overuse names.

One that I hadn't seen mentioned was Love:

On IAFD yields:
265 hits for Female performers
97 hits for Male performers

As for creative or funny names, I like those, but a lot of times I would just settle for a NORMAL everyday-sounding name!

 

[Baill Inneraora]

That's funnier than hell! :1orglaugh

I don't get it.

A reference to Omar Bradley?

 

[BlueBalls]

Jesus O' Reilly Ive been waiting for that fucker to die for years but as of now, it hasnt happened!!!!