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Aces&Jacks

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You think they're finding it hard to come up with new stuff?
TEEN = MILF
Come on guys! It makes no sense.
 

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dave_rhino

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Maybe they just mean it litrally. She's a teenager but she had kids really young...


I don't know why i'm defending those morons :1orglaugh
 

Aces&Jacks

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Sure, technically they may be Mothers. But the term MILF is usually meant to describe your friends' mothers, who would probably be in their 40's and 50's because your friends would be around your age. If your mother is in her teens, I'm sure toddlers aren't worried about sex with your friends parents.
 

member006

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Why is that so hard to believe? I look every bit as young as she does. LMAO ...I mean lots of teens are mothers. lol kidding aside though....

Really the definition of MILF has changed though. I had always thought it meant a (mature) Mother I'd Like to F**k, it was originally to speak of like "your buddy's mom" older woman but attractive. :dunno: Now they say it only means Mother I'd Like to F**k, even if she's 16. I see no purpose for the latter reference. Sorry I'm rambling again.

LL
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
milf refers to a mother. and from what i understand, that "cougar" term means older woman. a girl at any age who has began menstruating can be a mother (god forbid, but it does happen) and would make them a milf i suppose. but i understand where youre coming from. its weird to see, but it can happen. though those girls dont look like a typical mother. either way, they're hot and i love em all!
 
I don't think that a cougar is synonamis with a milf. I have always understood a cougar as an older woman with money that tries to hook up with a younger guy. This has nothing to do with her maternal status. I have always thought of a milf as an older gal with kids. I would think of a teenager with kids as a drug addict. Just kidding.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
I don't think that a cougar is synonamis with a milf. I have always understood a cougar as an older woman with money that tries to hook up with a younger guy. This has nothing to do with her maternal status. I have always thought of a milf as an older gal with kids. I would think of a teenager with kids as a drug addict. Just kidding.

and thats precisely why i just call em girls. all girls are tasty. milf, cougars, whatever, a girl is a girl!
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
Just to expand on what Squallumz said, "Cougars" are women that are 40+ that prey on younger men or women. While "Bobcats" are women in their 30's that prey on younger men or women. At least that is what Wikipedia says:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cougar_(slang)#Slang_terms

Has anybody seen that cell phone commercial where it refers to an older lady as a "cougar"?

ive seen it, and i was like wtf does that mean? i know now.
 

member006

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Sure, technically they may be Mothers. But the term MILF is usually meant to describe your friends' mothers, who would probably be in their 40's and 50's because your friends would be around your age. If your mother is in her teens, I'm sure toddlers aren't worried about sex with your friends parents.

Why is that so hard to believe? I look every bit as young as she does. LMAO ...I mean lots of teens are mothers. lol kidding aside though....

Really the definition of MILF has changed though. I had always thought it meant a (mature) Mother I'd Like to F**k, it was originally to speak of like "your buddy's mom" older woman but attractive. :dunno: Now they say it only means Mother I'd Like to F**k, even if she's 16. I see no purpose for the latter reference. Sorry I'm rambling again.

Typing at the same time. lol


Now see the difference in "slang" to different areas of the map. To me a "cougar" is a trolling older woman looking for younger guys in clubs and stuff. A derogatory term used by young girls about older women when they think they have set out after their "men". Much like described in some of the posts above.

LL
 
Typing at the same time. lol


Now see the difference in "slang" to different areas of the map. To me a "cougar" is a trolling older woman looking for younger guys in clubs and stuff. A derogatory term used by young girls about older women when they think they have set out after their "men". Much like described in some of the posts above.

LL
Slang is so complicated. Instead of saying I like Milfs or Cougars, from now on if anybody asked what I'm into I'm just going to say that I prefer older women, particularly older women between the ages of 40 and 60 years... And girls with glasses but that is another fetish for another time.
 

member006

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Slang is so complicated. Instead of saying I like Milfs or Cougars, from now on if anybody asked what I'm into I'm just going to say that I prefer older women, particularly older women between the ages of 40 and 60 years... And girls with glasses but that is another fetish for another time.

I know how you feel. Things are always changing. lol I remember a comment I made as a teen to my mom. She was chatting myself and a friend of mine (fishing really lol) and asked if we ever "made out with a boy" we both said yeah. She freaked. :eek: Seems in her time making out meant all the way, in ours it only meant kissing. What a fight we had before it was all straightened out. :rolleyes:

I can talk pretty fast if upset, but was no match for the speed of her right hook (slap really). LMAO. God I love fond memories don't you?.:D

LL
 

Smittmaestro

Center of the fothermucking universe
I guess I'm just stuck with the original meaning in my head.

So what have I learned? It's not just Mrs. Robinson anymore! (for those old enough to understand that reference)
Same here.

When I of *MILFs (a term I can't stand btw thanks American Pie not!), I think Sigourney Weaver, Blythe Danner, Goldie Hawn, etc.

But it may be an age thing, I'm sure to an 18 year old boy considers a 35 year old woman is a *.

At this point the Oxymoronic nature is gonna hit critical mass!

Pretty soon the White Chicks Black Dicks/Black Chicks White Dicks morph into Black Chicks Black Dicks/White Chicks White Dicks!

-cs™
 
But it may be an age thing, I'm sure to an 18 year old boy considers a 35 year old woman is a *.
and to a 5 years old a 18 year old woman is a MILF, but 5 years old don't care about that anyway...:D

I guess for some people a MILF is just a girl who is atleast 15+ years older than them.
 
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