porn doesnt work anymore

[Mr. Numb3rs]

hey, i am almost a year off of a 5 year relationship that ended very poorly. long story short, it turned out that my ex was cheating on me on and off for at least the last 2 years with at least 3 separate guys. what i cant understand is the type of guys she went for... clean shaven, bar hopping, unfaithful scrawny jersey shore type assholes.

anyway, any time ive attempted to watch porn since, i keep getting the visual of someone getting my ex off... ive lost my mojo

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Go have sex with someone instead of yourself. You'll be ok.

 

[LeyaFalcon]

This isn't even a joke, you need professional help such as a therapist.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Go have sex with someone instead of yourself. You'll be ok.

Are you volunteering?

 

[nelmes69]

Give the porn a rest for a while

 

[squallumz]

go get drunk.

you'll be fine before you know it.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Electro shock therapy is the only way to go. Stick your dick in a toaster while you're in the bath.

 

[4got10]

Get some professional help, before it dominates your life.

 

[SabrinaDeep]

Change the kind of porn you watch: there is a lot of porn where the guys are not behaving JS like.
You've got rid of a disrespectful cheater from your life: for how much you can love her, there is a huge positive side of the story.
You're on the market again: put yourself back together, cheer up and make our shopping worthwhile

 

[squallumz]

Electro shock therapy is the only way to go. Stick your dick in a toaster while you're in the bath.

:rofl2:

 

[squallumz]

Electro shock therapy is the only way to go. Stick your dick in a toaster while you're in the bath.

:rofl2:

 

[LukeEl]

Watch girl/girl porn not only will you get pointers on giving cunnilingus but you won't have to think about some douche railing your ex. Other than that be glad that she is gone, she did you a favor man.

 

[senorzorro]

Go fuck someone and I guess you'll be fine.

It's also been said that time heals all wounds.

 

[Will E Worm]

hey, i am almost a year off of a 5 year relationship that ended very poorly. long story short, it turned out that my ex was cheating on me on and off for at least the last 2 years with at least 3 separate guys. what i cant understand is the type of guys she went for... clean shaven, bar hopping, unfaithful scrawny jersey shore type assholes.

anyway, any time ive attempted to watch porn since, i keep getting the visual of someone getting my ex off... ive lost my mojo

You let her and the guys live?

Find something else to do for awhile. Any hobbies?

Go have sex with someone instead of yourself. You'll be ok.

Are you volunteering?

 

[Harley Spencer]

Try watching some girl/girl porn and solo porn. There's lots of girl/girl porn with strap-ons, double dildos, etc. It might not be the same as guy/girl, but hey... it's still porn and something different is what you need.

And like others have said, try to get yourself out there into the dating world again. A new girl will most certainly take your mind off your ex.

 

[Patrick_S]

What you need to do is to go buy a Donald Duck mask, a bottle of lube and a The New York Ripper dvd. I can´t think of anything healthier than screaming obscenities in a Donald Duck voice while fantasizing about slicing your ex-girlfriend´s eyeballs in half with a razorblade.

 

[CunningStunts]

Had the same effect on me a few years ago... give it time, the horndog in you will return!

 

[DR. B]

hey, i am almost a year off of a 5 year relationship that ended very poorly. long story short, it turned out that my ex was cheating on me on and off for at least the last 2 years with at least 3 separate guys. what i cant understand is the type of guys she went for... clean shaven, bar hopping, unfaithful scrawny jersey shore type assholes.

anyway, any time ive attempted to watch porn since, i keep getting the visual of someone getting my ex off... ive lost my mojo

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

go get drunk.

you'll be fine before you know it.

oh... im well ahead of you there. the guys at the liquor store no me well...

Electro shock therapy is the only way to go. Stick your dick in a toaster while you're in the bath.

luv ya dirk, but theres no way i could stuff my 4 1/2" x 8" penis into a toaster slot... even if its one of those fancy bagel ones. and yes, you read that right. its short and fat, but it fills the gap

Watch girl/girl porn not only will you get pointers on giving cunnilingus but you won't have to think about some douche railing your ex. Other than that be glad that she is gone, she did you a favor man.

that is EXACTLY what ive been doing :glugglug:

What you need to do is to go buy a Donald Duck mask, a bottle of lube and a The New York Ripper dvd. I can´t think of anything healthier than screaming obscenities in a Donald Duck voice while fantasizing about slicing your ex-girlfriend´s eyeballs in half with a razorblade.

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You let her and the guys live?

Find something else to do for awhile. Any hobbies?

yeah, ive been keeping busy... and me not knowing their names is best for all involved. with the time thats passed, i wouldnt hurt them as much as my friends would

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

Change the kind of porn you watch: there is a lot of porn where the guys are not behaving JS like.
You've got rid of a disrespectful cheater from your life: for how much you can love her, there is a huge positive side of the story.
You're on the market again: put yourself back together, cheer up and make our shopping worthwhile

oh yeah...

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SabrinaDeep again.