Porn dislikes

[The Rising]

My dislikes:
1/ Ugly girls.

2/ Ugly men in sex scenes. I can't stand it when a hot girl is getting rogerred but some beastman.

3/ Petite girls.

4/ Overly hairy minges. I don't mind a bit o hair, but if its a bush i steer clear.

5/ Bald minges. Shaven cunts aren't my thing.

6/ Anal sex.

7/ Her-uge knockers. Woman with massive tits just look plain butters (Linsay Dawn McKenzie).

8/ Fake boobs. Some aren't too bad but generally i think they look fuckin awful, perfect example being Krystal Steal Her's a terrible.

 

[Smittmaestro]

I dont watch them for their artisitc content, just the porn. I can only presume that it is done for the female side of things, to win the female audience over,but I am sure they dont care. Perhaps its demanded by some of the actresses, who want to try and persue a proper acting job..Yeah like it will happen when you have done these films

Hasn't hurt Tracy Lords any.

-cs™

 

[Reverend Ebb]

I agree on the whole issue of erotic scenarios. Recently I DLed a movie called Linsey in the Matrixxx. As I'm sure you can tell, the plot doesn't neem much explaning but the creation of the scenario and the way Linsey seductively talked to the camera the whole time. Made it special.

Incidentally, I can't stand seeing drugged women in porn movies. Chicks with trackmarks and all the rest of it is too much of a reality trip.

 

[The Rising]

Speaking of dirty talk, ever heard Michelle Thorne try her hand at that? I can't stop laughing when I've DL'd and watched any of her movies with her trying to talk dirty. Her accent is what tops it off, she' should just keep to moaning and groaning.

 

[georges]

michele thorne is great babe of course her accent is original. BUt when the question returns of deepcocksucking, hardcore pussy fucking or doing anal sex then you really see how Michelle Thorne rocks.

regards

georges

 

[Reverend Ebb]

Speaking of dirty talk, ever heard Michelle Thorne try her hand at that? I can't stop laughing when I've DL'd and watched any of her movies with her trying to talk dirty. Her accent is what tops it off, she' should just keep to moaning and groaning.

It's great isn'it it? She just bangs on and on about her arsehole! Mind you, I love the accen t of our isles! Plus Cathy Barry's voice is funnier.

 

[georges]

It's great isn'it it? She just bangs on and on about her arsehole! Mind you, I love the accen t of our isles! Plus Cathy Barry's voice is funnier.

i couldn't agree more

regards

georges

 

[redsox_fanatic]

Here in the UK, the laws governing the content allowed to be shown in porn is a joke. I like to see penetration (oral, pussy & anal) but the laws here don't allow that. If you subscribe to a porn channel on the TV, you should be able to see the whole deal, not some badly edited soft core crap, that we are forced to use our imaginations to get excited over. I would have thought that the whole idea of subscribing would have meant that only those members would see the real action, not over edited, over cut nonsense.
When i'm having sex, i like to watch my cock slide in and out, so why can't i watch it on my TV channel when the porn stars are fucking ?
Mens mag's in the UK are also prohibited from displaying pic's of penetration. This annoys me as well. There is nothing more horny than seeing a gorgeous girl getting her mouth / cunt / ass, stuffed full of good hard cock. Even better if there is a cum shot at the end of the set. A pretty face covered in cum is a huge turn on for me, and if the girl has some in her mouth as well....... my nuts feel like exploding cum too !!
As for the preferences in porn.....
1. I like to see young and mature (18 to 55) ladies performing.
2. I'm not in favour of older guys such as Ron Jeremy, Randy West etc, getting to fuck these beauties.
3. I adore shaved cunts but will tolerate a neatly trimmed pussy too. Hairy pussies are a definate no-no and a big turn-off!!! As are hairy arm pits..... eeewwww!!!:throwup:
4. I love to see recogniseable porn stars, as they turn me on more than the not so famous new starlets. My favourites being: Jill Kelly, Kylie Ireland, Stephanie Swift, Johnnie Black, Kaitlyn Ashley, and the British girls; Roxanne Hall, Layla-Jade, Ashley & Angel Long, Georgette Neale, Lynda Leigh & Vida Garmen.
5. I wish they would do away with music being played when the fucking is going on. Just the sounds of the people concerned should be heard. The sounds of people having sex is a huge turn on.
6. Ugly women have no place in porn, neither do old women (i think any woman who is over 60 should not be seen having sex, it just doesn't do it for me, no matter how much i love MILF's).
7. Guy's with massive dicks should be kept to a minimum, so as not to make us fellas with average sized cocks feel inferior.
8. I don't go for F/F scenes but don't mind M/F/F. So long as there is some kind of hetero-sex going on, that's ok. Solo girls are also not my thing. No sucking and fucking when you're on your own!!!
9. Cum shots are a huge turn on. If the girl is taking it on her face.... it makes ME want to fuck her too!! A girl who takes cum shots is a very horny bitch indeed.

That wraps up my preferences in porn.

 

[Leviathan]

Gaping assholes are a no-no for me. Not a huge fan of anal to begin with but when they pull it out and and show a close up of her complete intestinal tract, it's just a complete turn off.

 

[georges]

hi all

just to bring my testimonial.I think that rules UK are biased.For example in France, even if you watch a hardcore porn film you will see all the details for example a couple of months ago i have seen a delightful film with bridgette kerkove where showed:bridgette shocked on cocks, swallowed cum, had her pussy and her gaping @hole filled with cum (there were even extreme close ups showing that!!) and also her face covered all of cum (i consider this as a perfect make up!!!).
For age i will say from 18 to 45 but not 55 that is too old.
About pussies half shaven or just a land strip.Completely shaved pussies make the women like a little girl.
Ugly women, ugly men, fat men, fat women, old men and old women have no place in porn.
About male performers people like Peter North,Rocco,Bobby Vitale, Roberto Mallone, Sean Michaels or people acting like them should only be allowed in porn.
About cocksize, when i was a student and in years 1998-1999, the two years where i had more than a lot of sex with school mates a lot them were cum guzzling and drinking sluts.A poll was made by girls in my class @ this time and guess what the answer of the babes:"we crave of a 18-25cm cock deep in our tight pussy and in our tight @ss hole!" It depends if you are generously and gratefully gifted by nature(for me i don't have to worry).Some other babes don't care of the size of your cock but the way you use it.With some busty porn whores or very hot centerfolds that can be a serious advantage but again if you use your cock correctly and fuck a hot babe (a hot centerfold or a bustywhore pornstar) hard in the pussy or in the @ss she will like to have sex with you.
Porn wants the men like stallions and women with big tits and huge pussies so it makes the movies more enjoyeable.

about lesbian sex it is ok but i prefer very hardcore hetero sex or mega gang bangs or group cumshots in terms of porn movies.btw i love to watch anal sex or sodomy porn movies

regards

georges

 

[The Rising]

It's great isn'it it? She just bangs on and on about her arsehole! Mind you, I love the accen t of our isles! Plus Cathy Barry's voice is funnier.

Yeah, i was gonna mention Cathy Barry but I didn't know how well known she is. I DL'd a film of from Kazaa and found it histerical.

 

[georges]

i think that her accent is funny too but again when the question returns off sucking a cock, fucking a man, swallowing cum and being @ss fucked Cathy Barry rules.

regards

georges

 

[Reverend Ebb]

Yeah, i was gonna mention Cathy Barry but I didn't know how well known she is. I DL'd a film of from Kazaa and found it histerical.

"Oi waant you t' cum in moi mouth!"

Need I say more?

 

[georges]

i like when a pornwhore talks like this; it excites me. And then i grab her by the hair and then put my cock in her throat before i cum strongly inside it.

regards

georges

 

[Sutty]

I'd like to see cathy barry driving a tractor chewing a piece of straw. "i've got a brand new combine harvester"

 

[georges]

I'd like to see cathy barry driving a tractor chewing a piece of straw. "i've got a brand new combine harvester"

you killed me sutty :rofl: :rofl:

 

[parker]

Another thing that annoys the hell out of me is the difficulty I have keeping track of these girls' names. It's not so bad for the big stars, but I don't understand why so many girls go by one name, usually something very generic too... like Tammy, Stacey, etc.

Then you get these girls that keep changing there names... what the hell, don't they want u to know who they are? I know there's a high turnover rate in pornstars, but I can't believe there isn't an easier way to keep track of who's who.

BTW, I haven't read this thread for a while, so I have to say all the Cathy Barry comments are hiliarious! We all do like her though, don't we?.... c'mon, she aint that bad!

 

[georges]

Cathy Barry is far more nicer than this fragile overrated teenager girl of Carmella DeCesare (who has a small @ss and small tiny tits) that is what i have to say even for you carmella fans wether you like it or not. Cathy Barry is a nice mature busty pornwhore:boobies:and she rocks.

regards

georges

 

[Reverend Ebb]

BTW, I haven't read this thread for a while, so I have to say all the Cathy Barry comments are hiliarious! We all do like her though, don't we?.... c'mon, she aint that bad!

Indeed we do Parker, indeed we do. Curvascious and slutty...mmm, what a combination!

 

[georges]

Cathy Barry is very boobilicious and bootilicious.

a great pornstar she is busty and very very slutty

regards

georges