Popular Topics Of Conversation You Share With Your Favorite Hooker

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Was over at Lemon Drop's again today and I told her the difference between Rick Steves and Huell Hauser. I mentioned Hauser has more talent because he can hold your attention for 30 minutes showing off a dirt parking lot in 29 Palms and Rick Steves has nice scenery to film in Europe and he only needs to stay out of the way. Other than television she enjoys talking about criminals and her fear of being murdered by "those people". If I can heighten her fear she lets me stay for double pop.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Things I regularly discuss with my favourite hooker :

* Languages. She speaks five fluently including Spanish and Japanese. I can bluff my way in French and German and have a smattering of a few others.
* Where we both might or might not emigrate to in the next few months. She Oz, me Tokyo.
* Pokemon. I'm not even making this up.
* What movie I'm taking her to see next.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Lol

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

* Languages. She speaks five fluently including Spanish and Japanese. I can bluff my way in French and German and have a smattering of a few others.

Lemon Drop knows French, Russian, Asian, and Greek but her mouth is usually stuffed with my cock so she don't talk too much.

 

[SophiaWinters]

Lemon Drop knows French, Russian, Asian, and Greek but her mouth is usually stuffed with my cock so she don't talk too much.

haha!! Does that mean the language she is the most fluent in, is dick?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

haha!! Does that mean the language she is the most fluent in, is dick?

Dick it is because it sure ain't banking. I only pay five twenties for the sex stuff. She's far too old and deranged to ever have the audacity to attempt to charge more. I feel lucky to know her.

 

[luis1972]

Family, work

 

[georges]

I have never seen a pretty hooker in France. I would rather pay and have sex with a high end escort in France.

 

[klies13]

wood chipper.

 

[Sicario]

Comparing favorite Andrew Dice Clay nursery rhymes is always a win/win with the ladies of the night.