Poop: A Review

[BlueBalls]

If this is a re-post . . . fuck you!

 

[Lust]

a 26 foot turd??????? i can only say:

EPIC!!!

 

[lioneye713]

Boomshkalaka!

 

[lurkingdirk]

2 pounds a day is average, hey?

I think I need to see someone...

 

[FelixStrum]

Wonder who made that 26 ft. shit!

 

[tittenman]

I dont want to know who did that big poopie!

 

[StanScratch]

I once found this really cool Star Trek cake, with deep blue die. My poop was dark blue for days after that.

Wonder who made that 26 ft. shit!

Bono.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Bono.

I call Shenanigans. I believe it was george michael.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Bono.

NO! NO!

Bono WAS the world's biggest turd! He DIDN'T MAKE IT!

BAD STANSCRATCH!

Now, do you want the biddy?

 

[Cutie]

I call Shenanigans. I believe it was george michael.

I thought it was Fat Bastard.. :rofl2:

 

[maildude]

I never knew that about corn!!!

 

[StanScratch]

NO! NO!

Bono WAS the world's biggest turd! He DIDN'T MAKE IT!

BAD STANSCRATCH!

Now, do you want the biddy?

DOH!
and yes.

 

[Toyfriend]

This is the SHITTY thread

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

BaconSalt would so love this thread.

 

[satanic_boy69]

Was it a human or animal that made that 26ft long turd?!

 

[assholebythedoor]

too dramatic

 

[bentnose]

Your chart is excellent, however it is missing a very important element of poop analysis (you have to know that pun is intended)... the Bristol Stool Scale.

This scale is used to classify the form of human faeces into seven types:

* Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
* Type 2: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy
* Type 3: Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface
* Type 4: Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft
* Type 5: Soft blobs with clear cut edges (passed easily)
* Type 6: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool
* Type 7: Watery, no solid pieces. Entirely liquid

Aren't you glad that scientists have a way to measure poop?

 

[cl0ckw0rkman]

you called the shit poop!