Poll for men

[Eric Lindros]

1. Do you own a car?
Yes, a small one.

2. Who pays the restaurant bill: you or your female friend?
Me, I'm a gentleman.

3. How did you find the Freeones page?
Bad luck.

4. Are you jealous?
Nope.

5. Which one is the best role model for men;
My dad (RIP)

6. What do women think about you?
I don't know, ask my wife that question.

7. Have you ever managed to come into sexually molested?
No.

8. What do you think when you see a man cry?
I think he just met Chuck Norris.

9. Do you look people straight in the eye when you talk with them?
Yes, but it's hard sometimes when you are just 5"5`

10. Do you believe in horoscopes?
No, I believe in Jesus, does that count too?

11. Have you ever hit a woman?
Off course not.

12. Which party would you vote for?
In the States? Democrats I guess.

13. Which one you take of first: a shirt or pants?
Shirts, shoes, pants..in that order.

14. Do you belive in life after death?
Yes.

15. What languages do you speak?
Dutch, English, French, German.

16. Are you homophobic?
No.

17. What do you think of Valentine's day?
I hink it is bullshit.

18. How often do you think about sex?
Not that much.

19. Have you read The Old Man And The Sea-book?
No.

20. Do you belive that there's no such thing as a stupid question?[/QUOTE]
Questions aren't stupid, some answers are.

 

[assari]

1. Do you own a car?

2. Who pays the restaurant bill: you or your female friend?

3. How did you find the Freeones page?

4. Are you jealous?

5. Which one is the best role model for men;

Clint Eastwood, Barac Obama, Keith Richards, Justin Bieber, yourself?

6. What do women think about you?

7. Have you ever managed to come into sexually molested?

8. What do you think when you see a man cry?

9. Do you look people straight in the eye when you talk with them?

10. Do you belive in horoscopes?

11. Have you ever hit a woman?

12. Which party would you vote for?

13. Which one you take of first: a shirt or pants?

14. Do you belive in life after death?

15. What languages do you speak?

16. Are you homophobic?

17. What do you think of Valentine's day?

18. How often do you think about sex?

19. Have you read The Old Man And The Sea-book?

20. Do you belive that there's no such thing as a stupid question?

1. Almost all men have a car, but all honor to the men who use only a bicycle or marching from place to place.

2. It is charming if she pays the restaurant bill.

3. I think it was last summer when I saw a woman who had a Freeones T-shirt and I decided to find out what that word means.

4. Hardly any more than others.

5. I think that role models are useless. Be yourself.

6. I can only guess.

7. This question was a joke, but everything can happen.

8. Strangely, I've never seen a man crying.

9. Stare may disturb some people, because it's kind of a challange.

10. In a away, yes.

11. I have quarreled with a woman hundreds of times.

12. Social democrats.

13. Shirt.

14. I want to belive.

15. I only speak Finnish, but I'm trying to learn English.

16. I have never seen a homosexual, so I do not know, but I do not belive that I am.

17. I've heard that Valentine's Day is a commercial deal.

18. Maybe once a day.

19. I have read it. It is very cumbersome book, because it forces the reader to think about certain things.

20. Sometimes a silly question can start a good conversation.

 

[assari]

4. Are you jealous? Of what?

17. What do you think of Valentine's day? It's bullshit.

-Relationship jealousy.

-Very honest opinion. :hatsoff:

 

[bobjustbob]

1. Do you own a car?
Yes. Need it for work and I like my freedom.

2. Who pays the restaurant bill: you or your female friend?
I do. If she wants to take me out that's fine. I'll get the tip and anything else we do afterward.

3. How did you find the Freeones page?
Free porn on the Internet. Second best reason to own a computer.

4. Are you jealous?
No. If it turns out she wants someone else, hit the road bitch.

5. Which one is the best role model for men;
Clint Eastwood, Barac Obama, Keith Richards, Justin Bieber, yourself?
There is no such thing. Once you accept one you find out later that they can be just as fucked up as anyone else.

6. What do women think about you?
I am charming. A delightful person to be around. Boyish good looks and fine conversationalist. Sex with me would be completely out of the question.

7. Have you ever managed to come into sexually molested?
No, but some have tried.

8. What do you think when you see a man cry?
If he is heterosexual it must be only something pretty devistating. Or the ending of Bambi. Otherwise it is just gay.

9. Do you look people straight in the eye when you talk with them?
Not when I have a racing form in front of me.

10. Do you belive in horoscopes?
Never. They rotate the same shit over to all of the signs.

11. Have you ever hit a woman?
No, but I have grabbed them when they came after me.

12. Which party would you vote for?
Republican.

13. Which one you take of first: a shirt or pants?
Shirt first.

14. Do you belive in life after death?
Yes only because I hope so. Most likely I will just become worm food and I will have nothing to do with that.

15. What languages do you speak?
English and a little Polish, Some Sign language from college. Picking up some Spanish watching those hot chicks on Telemundo.

16. Are you homophobic?
I used to be till I realized how funny homosexuals are.

17. What do you think of Valentine's day?
Definitely a holiday created for men. Just think about it. Card, candy, flowers, and make some plans. Same day every year and there is no way to forget it. We are instant heroes. No way to fuck it up.

18. How often do you think about sex?
Not as much as I used to. Age has settled in so I think more about how to prepare that tenderloin I picked up on sale than sex.

19. Have you read The Old Man And The Sea-book?
No interest in old men or the sea.


20. Do you belive that there's no such thing as a stupid question?
For us there are no stupid questions. If you think others would be interested then the stupid risk runs high.

BobJustBob.

 

[Red Spyder]

1. Do you own a car? Yes.

2. Who pays the restaurant bill: you or your female friend? Depends who my friend is. If it's a date, I do. If she's just a friend, we go dutch.

3. How did you find the Freeones page? I was drunk, I don't remember how it ended up in my history the following day.

4. Are you jealous? Very

5. Which one is the best role model for men;

Clint Eastwood, Barac Obama, Keith Richards, Justin Bieber, yourself? None of these..... the best role model for men is Teddy Roosevelt

6. What do women think about you? I'm ugly

7. Have you ever managed to come into sexually molested? What? I don't understand the question

8. What do you think when you see a man cry? "Are you done? Okay, cowboy up!"

9. Do you look people straight in the eye when you talk with them? I avoid talking to people

10. Do you belive in horoscopes? Nope

11. Have you ever hit a woman? Nope....but does a sexually suggestive spanking count :tongue:

12. Which party would you vote for? Republican

13. Which one you take of first: a shirt or pants? Shirt

14. Do you belive in life after death? Yes. I hope I get reincarnated as a honey badger :tongue:

15. What languages do you speak? English, Espanol

16. Are you homophobic? Nope, I ain't afraid of no f@@@

17. What do you think of Valentine's day? Waste of money

18. How often do you think about sex? Only when I'm awake

19. Have you read The Old Man And The Sea-book? Yes.

20. Do you belive that there's no such thing as a stupid question? Only the last 19

 

[ganish]

1. Do you own a car? Yes

2. Who pays the restaurant bill: you or your female friend? I do

3. How did you find the Freeones page? Via google

4. Are you jealous? Sometimes

5. Which one is the best role model for men;

Clint Eastwood, Barac Obama, Keith Richards, Justin Bieber, yourself? Clint rock!

6. What do women think about you? I'll have to ask them...

7. Have you ever managed to come into sexually molested? Nope

8. What do you think when you see a man cry? Nothing much

9. Do you look people straight in the eye when you talk with them? Yep

10. Do you belive in horoscopes? Yep

11. Have you ever hit a woman? Of course

12. Which party would you vote for? Social democrats

13. Which one you take of first: a shirt or pants? Shirt

14. Do you belive in life after death? Yes

15. What languages do you speak? Eng and Cro

16. Are you homophobic? Nope

17. What do you think of Valentine's day? Load of crap

18. How often do you think about sex? Everyday

19. Have you read The Old Man And The Sea-book? Nope

20. Do you belive that there's no such thing as a stupid question? Yep

 

[Vanilla Bear]

1. Do you own a car?
No.

2. Who pays the restaurant bill: you or your female friend?
Depends.

3. How did you find the Freeones page?
Google.

4. Are you jealous?
Sometimes.

5. Which one is the best role model for men; Clint Eastwood, Barac Obama, Keith Richards, Justin Bieber, yourself?
George Clooney

6. What do women think about you?
I'm sweet. Too sweet. I'm the gay best friend type. Just that I'm not gay.

7. Have you ever managed to come into sexually molested?
Wut?

8. What do you think when you see a man cry?
Depends on why and how he's crying. In general men are allowed to cry to.

9. Do you look people straight in the eye when you talk with them?
Not always.

10. Do you belive in horoscopes?
No.

11. Have you ever hit a woman?
No. Well I spanked my sister once as she got too cocky.

12. Which party would you vote for?
FreeOnes parties. Okay Republican.

13. Which one you take of first: a shirt or pants?
Here's my order. Sweatshirt/polo shirt - jeans - right sock - left sock - shirt - boxer shorts. Almost always in that order. I feel weird doing it in another order.

14. Do you belive in life after death?
Dunno.

15. What languages do you speak?
German, English and a few words in other languages.

16. Are you homophobic?
Are you gay?! - No not really. I just can't stand those girly acting fags.

17. What do you think of Valentine's day?
I love Nikki Valentine.

18. How often do you think about sex?
Averagely.

19. Have you read The Old Man And The Sea-book?
Nope.

20. Do you belive that there's no such thing as a stupid question?
There are many counterexamples.

 

[brodkill]

1. Do you own a car?

everyone should ride the bus, its better for the environment

2. Who pays the restaurant bill: you or your female friend?

fuck that, women always expect me to pay the bill, even when they know i am broke, cheap ass bitches

3. How did you find the Freeones page?

advertised on a church website

4. Are you jealous?

you should all be jealous of my greatness

5. Which one is the best role model for men;

Clint Eastwood, Barac Obama, Keith Richards, Justin Bieber, yourself?

me duh

6. What do women think about you?

that I am better than you

7. Have you ever managed to come into sexually molested?

come into sexually molested? the grammar here is horrible, so i wont answer this

8. What do you think when you see a man cry?

that he probably just got kicked in the balls, otherwise men should never cry, never ever ever

9. Do you look people straight in the eye when you talk with them?

i looked at them curved in the eyes

10. Do you belive in horoscopes?

no, but i do believe in correct spelling on freeones

11. Have you ever hit a woman?

i have hit on a woman

12. Which party would you vote for?

a birthday party, or maybe a pool party

13. Which one you take of first: a shirt or pants?

use firefox, it spell checks for you

14. Do you belive in life after death?

nope

15. What languages do you speak?

english

16. Are you homophobic?

only a homophobic person would have to answer this question

17. What do you think of Valentine's day?

Hallmark

18. How often do you think about sex?

all the time

19. Have you read The Old Man And The Sea-book?

sea-book? what does this mean

20. Do you belive that there's no such thing as a stupid question?

i know you dont think there are stupid questions

 

[lurkingdirk]

1. Do you own a car?
A car and a motorcycle. When possible, however, I use my bicycle.

2. Who pays the restaurant bill: you or your female friend?
Depends on who invited who. I generally pay, but I'm not of the mindset that men must pay or it's rude.

3. How did you find the Freeones page?
No idea. Probably with a google search of some woman I was looking for.

4. Are you jealous?
Not in most situations.

5. Which one is the best role model for men; Clint Eastwood, Barac Obama, Keith Richards, Justin Bieber, yourself?

From your list:
Clint Eastwood is meh.
Barack Obama is an excellent role model - wildly successful, moral man, good family man, what more do you want?
Keith Richards - no.
Justin Bieber - If you have to be a man to be a role model for men, he doesn't qualify.
Me - people could do worse than emulating my life, but I'm not striving to be a role model to anyone save my son.

6. What do women think about you?
They find me engaging and non-threatening and non-condescending.

7. Have you ever managed to come into sexually molested?
What the hell does this question mean?

8. What do you think when you see a man cry?
I look for ways to help said man out. Most people don't cry terribly easily, so something serious must be up.

9. Do you look people straight in the eye when you talk with them?
Yes.

10. Do you belive in horoscopes?
No. They are utter trash.

11. Have you ever hit a woman?
I wouldn't hit anyone.

12. Which party would you vote for?
I don't vote on party platforms, but on individuals.

13. Which one you take of first: a shirt or pants?
Depends. If it is a shirt that I wear tucked in, I take the pants off first. If it's not, I take the shirt off first.

14. Do you belive in life after death?
Yes.

15. What languages do you speak?
A bunch. I like languages.

16. Are you homophobic?
Not even a little.

17. What do you think of Valentine's day?
A fake, created celebration of love that, if you live properly, the person you love won't mind you ignoring.

18. How often do you think about sex?
Less than most men, I think.

19. Have you read The Old Man And The Sea-book?
yes.

20. Do you belive that there's no such thing as a stupid question?
No. There are stupid questions. And inquisitive idiots.

By the way, it is spelled believe.

 

[nylo]

1. Do you own a car?
I have 2 - 2009 Mini Cooper S, 1966 Mustang Shelby

2. Who pays the restaurant bill: you or your female friend?
Me

3. How did you find the Freeones page?
Years ago when I was out of work

4. Are you jealous?
No

5. Which one is the best role model for men;

Clint Eastwood, Barac Obama, Keith Richards, Justin Bieber, yourself?

Clint Eastwood, he's what my gf says is a "real" man....

6. What do women think about you?
Women Love me

7. Have you ever managed to come into sexually molested?
No, unless you count a few FFM threesomes...LOL

8. What do you think when you see a man cry?
I don't care

9. Do you look people straight in the eye when you talk with them?
Absolutely, its rude not to

10. Do you belive in horoscopes?
To a degree

11. Have you ever hit a woman?
Never had a reason

12. Which party would you vote for?
Neither- they both suck

13. Which one you take of first: a shirt or pants?
Shirt - especially if she has nice boobies underneath

14. Do you belive in life after death?
Yes

15. What languages do you speak?
English, a little Italian, some Spanish (I do live in Miami...LOL)

16. Are you homophobic?
No

17. What do you think of Valentine's day?
Total bullshit along with Mothers and Fathers days too...just an excuse for someon to make $$$$$

18. How often do you think about sex?
Should be more of when DON'T I think about sex

19. Have you read The Old Man And The Sea-book?
Nope

20. Do you believe that there's no such thing as a stupid question?
Not at all

 

[btcreatures]

1. Do you own a car? Yes

2. Who pays the restaurant bill: you or your female friend? Me

3. How did you find the Freeones page? Links for busty models / porn stars. Google?

4. Are you jealous? Why

5. Which one is the best role model for men;

Clint Eastwood, Barac Obama, Keith Richards, Justin Bieber, yourself? Me

6. What do women think about you? Whatever they want to think

7. Have you ever managed to come into sexually molested? Nope

8. What do you think when you see a man cry? I don't think on it

9. Do you look people straight in the eye when you talk with them? Yes

10. Do you belive in horoscopes? No

11. Have you ever hit a woman? No

12. Which party would you vote for? My party

13. Which one you take of first: a shirt or pants? Pants

14. Do you belive in life after death? I'll find out eventually

15. What languages do you speak? English, barely

16. Are you homophobic? No

17. What do you think of Valentine's day? I think its a nice day to go out

18. How often do you think about sex? A lot

19. Have you read The Old Man And The Sea-book? Years ago

20. Do you belive that there's no such thing as a stupid question? I used to until I did this poll

 

[mikexmoran]

1. Do you own a car?
Yup, a couple. Bought a Chevy Volt too, although I don't think the net net is green.

2. Who pays the restaurant bill: you or your female friend?
Me

3. How did you find the Freeones page?

4. Are you jealous?
I'm pretty content, so no. However, I have been envious and that is a motivation.

5. Which one is the best role model for men;

Clint Eastwood, Barac Obama, Keith Richards, Justin Bieber, yourself?

None of the above, although I may do. I would almost pick Obama, but he is president. I'm a skeptic and I don't believe any president gets there ethically.
I try to use my brain, live by the golden rule, and don't care one way or another about being anyone's role model.

6. What do women think about you?
Cute, funny, intelligent, if they think of me at all, I'm sure it isn't in that order.

7. Have you ever managed to come into sexually molested?
No, but you should check your grammar.

8. What do you think when you see a man cry?
I wonder what is stressing them

9. Do you look people straight in the eye when you talk with them?
Yes, unless I'm thinking, then I tend to look up

10. Do you belive in horoscopes?
I believe they exist. I don't believe they are based on anything of value and what they are based on is flawed to begin with.


11. Have you ever hit a woman?
No

12. Which party would you vote for?
I try to vote for the candidate. Any man who judges by the group is a peawit.


13. Which one you take of first: a shirt or pants?
Pants

14. Do you belive in life after death?
I don't belive, but I do believe. More so as I get older. Not from a sense of mortality, but connectivity.


15. What languages do you speak?
English, Spanish, French, and enough German and Russian to get me booze, bathroom, and bed.

16. Are you homophobic?
No

17. What do you think of Valentine's day?
It is a romantic day with questionable historic roots.

18. How often do you think about sex?
Very


19. Have you read The Old Man And The Sea-book?
No, but I've read "The Old Man and the Sea" a couple of times.

20. Do you belive that there's no such thing as a stupid question?
Not if it is asked sincerely.

 

[Ace Bandage]

1. Do you own a car?
Yes.

2. Who pays the restaurant bill: you or your female friend?
Me, every time.

3. How did you find the Freeones page?
Funny pictures thread. I joined so I could view the attachments.

4. Are you jealous?
Yes, but I'm not proud of it.

5. Which one is the best role model for men;

Clint Eastwood, Barac Obama, Keith Richards, Justin Bieber, yourself?
None of the above.

6. What do women think about you?
That probably depends on which one you're talking to.

7. Have you ever managed to come into sexually molested?
What the fuck does this even mean?

8. What do you think when you see a man cry?
Men don't cry.

9. Do you look people straight in the eye when you talk with them?
Yes.

10. Do you belive in horoscopes?
No.

11. Have you ever hit a woman?
No.

12. Which party would you vote for?
GOP

13. Which one you take of first: a shirt or pants?
Shirt.

14. Do you belive in life after death?
No.

15. What languages do you speak?
English, a little Spanish.

16. Are you homophobic?
No.

17. What do you think of Valentine's day?
It's a Hallmark holiday. We don't celebrate it.

18. How often do you think about sex?
Occasionally.

19. Have you read The Old Man And The Sea-book?
Yes, it's a classic.

20. Do you belive that there's no such thing as a stupid question?
No. Stupid people typically ask stupid questions.

 

[Will E Worm]

1. Do you own a car? Yes

2. Who pays the restaurant bill: you or your female friend? I did.

3. How did you find the Freeones page? The Freeones site. More than likely Google.

4. Are you jealous? Jealous of what?

5. Which one is the best role model for men;

Clint Eastwood, Barac Obama, Keith Richards, Justin Bieber, yourself? Out of those people, I am the better one.

6. What do women think about you? If they are smart they think great things.

7. Have you ever managed to come into sexually molested? Not worded correctly. I have not and did not.

8. What do you think when you see a man cry? Even Jesus wept. So, it is okay.

9. Do you look people straight in the eye when you talk with them? Sometimes.

10. Do you belive in horoscopes? Nope

11. Have you ever hit a woman? Nope

12. Which party would you vote for? Third Party

13. Which one you take of first: a shirt or pants? Shirt

14. Do you belive in life after death? Yes

15. What languages do you speak? English

16. Are you homophobic? There's no such thing.

17. What do you think of Valentine's day? I like the candy.

18. How often do you think about sex? More to life.

19. Have you read The Old Man And The Sea-book? Nope

20. Do you belive that there's no such thing as a stupid question? It depends.

 

[assari]

7. Have you ever managed to come into sexually molested?
What the hell does this question mean?

Maybe I should have to ask this;

Have you experienced sexual harassment?

Visual example;

http://i.imgur.com/aF090.jpg

 

[assari]

16. Are you homophobic?
Are you gay?!

No, I'm very boring heterosexual.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Maybe I should have to ask this;

Have you experienced sexual harassment?

Visual example;

http://i.imgur.com/aF090.jpg

You mean sleeping on the streets while a cute girl is kneeling next to you? Then no.

 

[assari]

You mean sleeping on the streets while a cute girl is kneeling next to you?

Exactly.

Think about that kind of situation.

Ps: Could this be a good subject for discussion?


http://aijaa.com/0091810415884.jpg

 

[bobjustbob]

Exactly.

Think about that kind of situation.

Ps: Could this be a good subject for discussion?


http://aijaa.com/0091810415884.jpg

Fat ass chicks with old dudes? Sure. Some may want to see her feet.

 

[assari]

Fat ass chicks with old dudes?

Yes.

bob, what would you do if you had a situation such as this?

http://aijaa.com/0074810415961.jpg