Police Nab Washington's Alleged Panty Thief

[AFA]

It wasn't me, this time! :jester:

Five Garbage Bags Worth of Women's Undergarments -- Weighing 93 Pounds -- Found at Garth Flaherty's Home

http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=2985388

 

[BNF]

His parents must be so proud.

 

[DrMotorcity]

You mean that you got up at 4 a.m. just to tell us about heisted panties, AFA? Ever consider that maybe—just maybe—this job is starting to wear on you? Perhaps an all-expensed paid trip to see the Quid pro quo next month might be in order.

Remember, I'm a doctor.

 

[AFA]

You mean that you got up at 4 a.m. just to tell us about heisted panties, AFA? Ever consider that maybe—just maybe—this job is starting to wear on you? Perhaps an all-expensed paid trip to see the Quid pro quo next month might be in order.

Remember, I'm a doctor.

Shirley our city streets are now a lot safer.

 

[BNF]

It looks like the two of you are wrist deep keeping busy with yourselves.

 

[tartanterrier]

Maybe he was going to set up a website selling pornstars panties for whatever the going rate is for them.

If only he didn't get caught - he could've made a mint

 

[senob44]

This is a sad day for panty-stealers everywhere. :shy:

 

[DrMotorcity]

Shirley our city streets are now a lot safer.

Yes, you keep saying that—but what about our laundrymats, and backyard clothes lines, and—at least in the neighborhood that I live in—the shrubbery on the front lawn of the Federally-subsidized tenement? And don't call me "Shirley."



BTW, that's your hand in your pocket, not mine!

 

[AFA]

Yes, you keep saying that—but what about our laundrymats, and backyard clothes lines, and—at least in the neighborhood that I live in—the shrubbery on the front lawn of the Federally-subsidized tenement? And don't call me "Shirley."



BTW, that's your hand in your pocket, not mine!

I see what you mean. I'll get right on it.

 

[DrMotorcity]

It looks like the two of you are wrist deep keeping busy with yourselves.

At present we are embroiled in negotiating the intellectual rights to a proposed thread about this very same issue to be entered in the "Talk" section.

As always, we welcome—and encourage—the input of others on this matter of grave, social significance.



We want you to remember you heard it here first.

 

[AFA]

At present we are embroiled in negotiating the intellectual rights to a proposed thread about this very same issue to be entered in the "Talk" section.

As always, we welcome—and encourage—the input of others on this matter of grave, social significance.



We want you to remember you heard it here first.

Maybe we can start another poll on masturbation like this one; :dunno:


http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=151880&highlight=mcdonald's

 

[senob44]

Maybe we can start another poll on masturbation like this one; :dunno:


http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=151880&highlight=mcdonald's

While I must say the above thread is very nice, I think we should get back to the "nuts and bolts" of this thread. I have come to the inevitable conclusion that we need a new smiley: antystealer: or alternatively antysteal:

Perhaps investigating such an inevitability is just what we need for a new thread! :dunno::2 cents::hammer:

 

[AFA]

While I must say the above thread is very nice, I think we should get back to the "nuts and bolts" of this thread. I have come to the inevitable conclusion that we need a new smiley: antystealer: or alternatively antysteal:

Perhaps investigating such an inevitability is just what we need for a new thread! :dunno::2 cents::hammer:

You bet. As soon as something solid comes up, I'll Shirley get my hands all over it.

 

[Becks...poamr]

"I'll be the first to admit there's kind of a tongue-and-cheek flavor to the story, but he affected a lot of people."

:rofl2:

Sorry.

The wording, you know.

 

[D-rock]

Maybe the guy was just addicted to the feel of silky cloth, or needed material to supply his pillow stuffing business.

 

[BNF]

Watch it D-Rock, I understand that they are closing in on Michigan's Panty Thief....

 

[DrMotorcity]

Watch it D-Rock, I understand that they are closing in on Michigan's Panty Thief....

:shy:
... and if your hear the sound of a creaky, noxious exhaust gas-spewing old heap of a 1959 Peugeot creeping up your driveway... spare yourself the grief—surrender without delay!!!
:uohs:

 

[bodie54]

It looks like the two of you are wrist deep keeping busy with yourselves.

:rofl2:

Watch it D-Rock, I understand that they are closing in on Michigan's Panty Thief....

hmmmm.....
Now that you mention it, D-Rock did seem a bit defensive while discussing possible motivations, didn't he?

:1orglaugh

 

[member006]

It wasn't me, this time! :jester:

Five Garbage Bags Worth of Women's Undergarments -- Weighing 93 Pounds -- Found at Garth Flaherty's Home

http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=2985388

Everyone eventually gets caught, remember crime doesn't pay.

LL

 

[AFA]

Some women have offered to give them up freely, others not so eager. :dunno: