plzz guyz help me out

guyz i wrote some porn story i want to give it to the porn film industry i just need the phone number to contact with them uk will be better for me plzzz guyz help me out
 
Oh right yeah, we all have conections to the porno biz.

I'm actually Ron Jeremy. And BNF is Jenna Jameson (Yup!)

Let me just have a look in my phonebook, I know I have the contact number of Vivid Entertainment in here somewhere....

[/sarcasm]
 
With all due respect to other posters and the rule of "no flaming" on this board...

are you friggin' stupid? Most of us know about as much as you about how to 'break' into the porn industry. AND OF ALL THE THINGS you chose to get into the industry.. YOU CHOSE A STORY?!? WTF?!?! No big dick, no huge tits... but a PORN STORY?! There.. is no way.. you are going anywhere if you're posting at a pornboard.. your request to make a porn story into a reality. That.. is the reality.
 
Many professionals in the porn industry post at Adult DVD Talk. Google it and you will find it.
 
Does it have a good plot?







'Cos if it has...I ain't watchin' it.
 
It doesnt involve the line "Ive come to fix your refridgerator!" does it?

"I've wrote a story for porn" is like saying "I bought stevie wonder a painting". It might be there, but who cares?
 
Keep in mind that if it's longer than three pages long or has a well thought out plot they probably won't accept it.
 
How did you ever get to 149 posts? Please learn to spell. Good luck with your stories.
 
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