"Please close my account" thread - PLEASE READ THE OPENING POST

[Torre82]

Please dont do anything to my account. Wait, could you actually change what it says below my username? I'd like to enjoy a few days of being 'Super Mega Jesus' before we transfer to the new board.
Better yet.. SURPRISE ME! Adam, show me whatcha got!
Cuz "What the fuck are you looking at!" just doesnt cut it, Adam. No, sir.
Put your touch on it, I trust you.
I mean.. superficially. But still, its a kind of trust.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Please dont do anything to my account. Wait, could you actually change what it says below my username? I'd like to enjoy a few days of being 'Super Mega Jesus' before we transfer to the new board.
Better yet.. SURPRISE ME! Adam, show me whatcha got!
Cuz "What the fuck are you looking at!" just doesnt cut it, Adam. No, sir.
Put your touch on it, I trust you.
I mean.. superficially. But still, its a kind of trust.

Account closed.

 

[Torre82]

Hell yeah.
Do I look different? Do my posts seem.. I dunno, super-er?
Feels good.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Hell yeah.
Do I look different? Do my posts seem.. I dunno, super-er?
Feels good.

:1orglaugh

 

[gerrard8]

Please close my account

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Please close my account

There's no Hogwarts without you, gerrard8.

 

[kipper917]

Please delete my account

 

[bergstrom]

please delete mine too. thanks.

 

[bergstrom]

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[FreeOnes_Adam]

Please delete my account

We can mark it as closed. Best we can do!

please delete mine too. thanks.

See above.

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Uhhh, thanks.

 

[jobforacowboy2002]

please close my account.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

please close my account.

Do cowboys quit? Oh, John Wayne would be very upset at you!

 

[fused85]

Please delete my account

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Please delete my account

Closed. Buh-bye!

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Guests, stop asking to have your account deleted! You don't have an account if you are a "Guest."

 

[JimTimTom]

please close my account - thank you

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

please close my account - thank you

Oh, Jim Tin Tin, we're going to miss you and your little dog too.

 

[robyflow]

Please delete my account - thanks and bye-bye

 

[robyflow]

Hi, what's up! Admin please confirm! Thnx

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Hi, what's up! Admin please confirm! Thnx

I can confirm we don't delete accounts, but we can mark it closed. Not sure why, you're still here and you know you want to be! I never understood that.