Pissed off because of no masturbation.

[STDiva]

I went to bed last night without jerking off. Man was I pissed. Is that wrong? It was a long day, and I worked really hard, but I was horny, and I knew that. So why couldn't I just fap? I hate men sometimes.

 

[Nasophilia]

It's your fault. Nobody was stopping you.

 

[lurkingdirk]

We all hate men for this reason. Don't worry, darling. You've got a marathon weekend of 10 - 12 faps a day.

 

[GregCentauro]

You and your right hand should better separate.

 

[Facetious]

I went to bed last night without jerking off. Man was I pissed. Is that wrong? It was a long day, and I worked really hard, but I was horny, and I knew that. So why couldn't I just fap? I hate men sometimes.

lol :rubbel: :wave2:

 

[STDiva]

lol :rubbel: :wave2:

hehe

 

[jod0565]

You need some strange lovin' maybe - your left hand next time!

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Oh haha very funny STD.

 

[STDiva]

Oh haha very funny STD.

:hatsoff:

 

[ChefChiTown]

:o...I'll masturbate you.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Oh haha very funny STD.

I hope you're laughing, cause this is a funny parody.

:thumbsup:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I'll send you a naked Pyramid Head to motivate you!

 

[AFA]

I went to bed last night without jerking off. Man was I pissed. Is that wrong? It was a long day, and I worked really hard, but I was horny, and I knew that. So why couldn't I just fap? I hate men sometimes.

Sounds like a really big problem. Did you try http://www.nimh.nih.gov/index.shtml ? :dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Also, try this!

 

[titsrock]

When in doubt or in a rut, head to a strip club. :dunno:

 

[Wainkerr99]

Also, try this!

Oki that'll be the one post that isn't congratulated. :1orglaugh