Pimps

[LeyaFalcon]

Pimps make me laugh my ass off... on weekends that I go work in the strip club there are soooo many that come in there trying to "recruit."how are girls that stupid to say ok ill give you all of my hard earned money?? I actually converse with some of these pimos because it amuses me...all they do is brag about their cars and money and all I can think is are you really that lazy that you have to take advantage of naiive women and not utilize your own talents to make a living? Last night when one pimp was bragging about his "5 cars" I said that's stupid, you can only drive one at a time do you know how many starving children you could feed with those extra cars? He didn't care. I just have to laugh at these dumb ass pimps that go around flashing their huge wads of money (which I am sure is their entire life savings in their pocket) like anyone gives a fuck how much money you have if you're just sitting there at the bar not even tipping the girls on stage.

 

[bofuvum]

The word "Pimp'n" has changed throught the years and so being a "pimp" doesn't necessarily mean you make your money by puttin' hoes out on the track.

Leya, I'm just some guy on the internet that likes to masturbate to porn. But I got hoes...So I'm a pimp. I'm not a pimp because I share my hoes. I'm a pimp cause I don't. But they're down to share me (more or less).

And if you had a man like me in your life you would probably reconsider your current line of work. Having said that, I think I'll go look at your free pictures and movies.

 

[DJCowboy]

The word "Pimp'n" has changed throught the years and so being a "pimp" doesn't necessarily mean you make your money by puttin' hoes out on the track.

Leya, I'm just some guy on the internet that likes to masturbate to porn. But I got hoes...So I'm a pimp. I'm not a pimp because I share my hoes. I'm a pimp cause I don't. But they're down to share me (more or less).

And if you had a man like me in your life you would probably reconsider your current line of work. Having said that, I think I'll go look at your free pictures and movies.

I can't tell but are you trying to hit on her?

 

[bofuvum]

I can't tell but are you trying to hit on her?

I'm just tryin' to keep my pimpin' sweet to keep these nice shoes on my feet.

 

[bofuvum]

Oh shit you're doing scenes for brazzers. I didn't know you were for real like that. It's ironic because you're probably just a hired goon to talk to the fans on this site. I started a thread about that but I don't think the jerk off community appreciated it much. I haven't checked on that thread in a while.

Ok I don't care I'll play my part.

Leya, I've never played the skin flute to you so that's what I'm going to do.

Is it offensive and perverted for a fan to tell a pornstar they're going to rub one out to them? They'd be like...YEA thanks for coming.

 

[LukeEl]

I remember when the Chinatown in Boston was considered the Red Light district of the city until the community got rid of that element. There was a pimp there who looked liked Dom Deluise from Cannonball Run fame. No shit this guy wore Hawiaan shirts was fat and had a beard. And the most ugliest hoes around.

 

[vodkazvictim]

The word "Pimp'n" has changed throught the years and so being a "pimp" doesn't necessarily mean you make your money by puttin' hoes out on the track.

Leya, I'm just some guy on the internet that likes to masturbate to porn. But I got hoes...So I'm a pimp. I'm not a pimp because I share my hoes. I'm a pimp cause I don't. But they're down to share me (more or less).

And if you had a man like me in your life you would probably reconsider your current line of work. Having said that, I think I'll go look at your free pictures and movies.

The more I read of you, the less I like you. Quit while you're ahead :thumbsup:

 

[xxxkidpunkxxx]

i m a pimp

 

[RichardNailder]

I love getting the calls from the pimps, big difference from the legitimate agents, saying they have a new girl we should shoot.

I can always recognize the pimps the minute I tell them that to get agency fees, they have to complete a W-9.

Somehow they have no ID with the name they just gave you on it.

I prefer to work with legitimate agents.

 

[saschaxx]

Oh shit you're doing scenes for brazzers. I didn't know you were for real like that. It's ironic because you're probably just a hired goon to talk to the fans on this site. I started a thread about that but I don't think the jerk off community appreciated it much. I haven't checked on that thread in a while.

Ok I don't care I'll play my part.

Leya, I've never played the skin flute to you so that's what I'm going to do.

Is it offensive and perverted for a fan to tell a pornstar they're going to rub one out to them? They'd be like...YEA thanks for coming.

If you need a blowjob sweetheart I still have an ol Piranha-female in my pool ....:angels:

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

The word "Pimp'n" has changed throught the years and so being a "pimp" doesn't necessarily mean you make your money by puttin' hoes out on the track.

Leya, I'm just some guy on the internet that likes to masturbate to porn. But I got hoes...So I'm a pimp. I'm not a pimp because I share my hoes. I'm a pimp cause I don't. But they're down to share me (more or less).

And if you had a man like me in your life you would probably reconsider your current line of work. Having said that, I think I'll go look at your free pictures and movies.

At first I couldn't tell if you were being hilarious or you were a delusional creep

 

[RichardNailder]

At first I couldn't tell if you were being hilarious or you were a delusional creep

Yea but a millisecond later later it was obvious. :yesyes:

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Yea but a millisecond later later it was obvious. :yesyes:

It was the "I'm not a pimp because I share my hoes. I'm a pimp cause I don't. But they're down to share me (more or less)." line that made me think this guy might be ridiculously funny, but yeah, a second later I realized he was being serious, which is still ridiculously funny.

 

[LeyaFalcon]

Oh shit you're doing scenes for brazzers. I didn't know you were for real like that. It's ironic because you're probably just a hired goon to talk to the fans on this site. I started a thread about that but I don't think the jerk off community appreciated it much. I haven't checked on that thread in a while.

Ok I don't care I'll play my part.

Leya, I've never played the skin flute to you so that's what I'm going to do.

Is it offensive and perverted for a fan to tell a pornstar they're going to rub one out to them? They'd be like...YEA thanks for coming.

not offensive at all...isn't that the point? I make movies to masturbate to...now if I made documentaries I would be offended LOL

 

[LeyaFalcon]

I love getting the calls from the pimps, big difference from the legitimate agents, saying they have a new girl we should shoot.

I can always recognize the pimps the minute I tell them that to get agency fees, they have to complete a W-9.

Somehow they have no ID with the name they just gave you on it.

I prefer to work with legitimate agents.

LOL no comment but I think my switching to foxxx will turn out well, haven't gotten any other bookings yet through them but im assuming just switching it will take a minute?

 

[LeyaFalcon]

The word "Pimp'n" has changed throught the years and so being a "pimp" doesn't necessarily mean you make your money by puttin' hoes out on the track.

Leya, I'm just some guy on the internet that likes to masturbate to porn. But I got hoes...So I'm a pimp. I'm not a pimp because I share my hoes. I'm a pimp cause I don't. But they're down to share me (more or less).

And if you had a man like me in your life you would probably reconsider your current line of work. Having said that, I think I'll go look at your free pictures and movies.

LOL NO man would make me "reconsider" my line of work, I've been wanting to do porn and strip since I was 14 and I've been stripping since 18 and porn I just finally started and NO man is going to get in the way of what I enjoy doing...and by "pimp" I mean a literal pimp trying to get girls to work for them as prostitutes... not just a player that has multiple sex partners ...

 

[bobjustbob]

Laugh as much as you want to but the lines have to be working sometimes. I'm sure there are plenty of hard luck stories from girls in the club. Dancer gets stuck sharing a place with a dude that skips out. Maybe a kid to feed. The club she dances at gives her those shitty lunch hours. Mr. pimp can offer some extra dollars.

 

[Mr_Balls]

I am single and I dislike pimps.
As an ex-John I got tired of paying for a party I
did not get invited to when "my hour" was up.
I seriously don't like pimps.
Many cheat the system and play off unemployment too and
don't pay child support.

 

[BlueBalls]

It's hard out here for a pimp. When he tryin' to get this money for the rent.

 

[lurkingdirk]

It's hard out here for a pimp. When he tryin' to get this money for the rent.