Pick one: The gun or the girl?

Damn I can't decide

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I'd not only take her but I'd take the gun and get caught for kidnapping and burglary among many other counts.
 
Well let's see... I can A: Shoot the gun once and go to jail, or B: Shoot her with my "other" gun multiple times without any legal woes.... :dunno:


I pick option B!! :D:yesyes::yesyes:
 
Well let's see... I can A: Shoot the gun once and go to jail, or B: Shoot her with my "other" gun multiple times without any legal woes.... :dunno:


I pick option B!! :D:yesyes::yesyes:

You forgot about Options C through F..

Now Option C is to use condoms (safe thing to do) OR


( You follow through with Option B and if somehow She isn't on the pill and she has a baby (that strangely looks like Blueballs) She will then choose Option D and give you legal woes.. :rofl2:

Option E Comes after D and that is to dig a grave and bury yourself.. :rofl2:

Then the coolest Option, F is the coolest of all..

Option F, Take the gun, then take off all your clothes and time travel to the future and take out Skynet before they think of killing Sarah and John Conner.. :rofl2:
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
Yeah even though I love the Lancer, the other Gears would laugh at me, .. so I'll take the girl.
 
Yeah even though I love the Lancer, the other Gears would laugh at me, .. so I'll take the girl.

I actually think the other Gears will laugh at you if you just have the girl and not the lancer, what's she gonna do against a Theron Guard :1orglaugh
 
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