Photo Shoot Suggestions

[JoeV]

I'm going to be setting up a photo shoot with a local model and I was just curious if any of you had any suggestions for the shoot. This will just be nude stuff so no hardcore at this time. What do you like what do you ****? I won't be able to fulfill everyone's suggestions but I'll see if I can improve the shoot based on your input.

I'll attach a pic of the model. She has piercings but they will be removed for the shoot. She also has natural eyebrows now instead of the penciled look.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Slit her throat.
Film the *****.
Fuck the slashed gash.
It can take up to 30 min for somebody with a slit throat to die, so as she dies, make a video where you collect the ***** in a cup, ***** her to ***** it, then collect it again as she swallows it and it again emerges through the slashed throat.

 

[Spreeuw]

I like shoots with a warm, personal atmosphere.
In a bedroom with romantic lightning or something...

 

[itcouldbeme]

If you want mainstream acceptance, I suggest you land somewhere between these two...

Slit her throat.
Film the *****.
Fuck the slashed gash.
It can take up to 30 min for somebody with a slit throat to die, so as she dies, make a video where you collect the ***** in a cup, ***** her to ***** it, then collect it again as she swallows it and it again emerges through the slashed throat.

I like shoots with a warm, personal atmosphere.
In a bedroom with romantic lightning or something...

Also, a hotter model might help as well... :angels:

 

[DOA82]

Paper bag over the head.

That is all.

 

[JoeV]

A disgusting post, a legitimate suggestion and an insult. Awesome.

 

[DOA82]

A disgusting post, a legitimate suggestion and an insult. Awesome.

Look at your offering, thats an insult to us.

 

[JoeV]

Look at your offering, thats an insult to us.

You're a douche. Just an internet troll that loves to rip people down from the safety of their ******* basement. Get a life.

 

[DOA82]

You're a douche. Just an internet troll that loves to rip people down from the safety of their ******* basement. Get a life.

Yes, nice comeback.

Youve simply presented the wrong girl, to the wrong crowd. Members of the board with a preference to harder looking women, with heavy piercings and tats etc will probably go for her. I prefer feminine women and think shes to rough looking.

You posted a question, you got your answer. Expect disapointment.

 

[JoeV]

Yes, nice comeback.

Youve simply presented the wrong girl, to the wrong crowd. Members of the board with a preference to harder looking women, with heavy piercings and tats etc will probably go for her. I prefer feminine women and think shes to rough looking.

You posted a question, you got your answer. Expect disapointment.

The punk rock look isn't for everyone but plenty of people do like it. Joanna Angel and BurningAngel.com aren't popular because everyone hates punk rock.

In the future if you don't like something don't make yourself sound like a douche bag by insulting someone. Post a picture of yourself and then we'll see who needs a bag over their head. Ya fuck.

 

[DOA82]

The punk rock look isn't for everyone but plenty of people do like it. Joanna Angel and BurningAngel.com aren't popular because everyone hates punk rock.

In the future if you don't like something don't make yourself sound like a douche bag by insulting someone. Post a picture of yourself and then we'll see who needs a bag over their head. Ya fuck.

"You're a fuckin sick prick. Only a nut job would start a thread like this. Go fuck yourself."

"You're a douche. Just an internet troll that loves to rip people down from the safety of their ******* basement. Get a life."

"I agree. Ban this stupid fuck."

Four quotes from yourself, yet you accuse me of being the troll.

This is how you choose to conduct yourself on the board?

 

[JoeV]

"You're a fuckin sick prick. Only a nut job would start a thread like this. Go fuck yourself."

"You're a douche. Just an internet troll that loves to rip people down from the safety of their ******* basement. Get a life."

"I agree. Ban this stupid fuck."

Four quotes from yourself, yet you accuse me of being the troll.

This is how you choose to conduct yourself on the board?

If you look at the context of my comments they are all warranted.

And yes that is how I handle rude or sick douche bags.

 

[DOA82]

If you look at the context of my comments they are all warranted.

And yes that is how I handle rude or sick douche bags.

Hows that working for ya? Really. You cant tell me adding the word "fuck" to any post has actually done anything for you. Maybe inflate that sense of self esteem a little.

We are after all both faceless strangers on the internet. Im not offended, Im amused if anything.

 

[itcouldbeme]

You guys need to get a room...

A disgusting post, a legitimate suggestion and an insult. Awesome.

Right in the middle there was some serious constructivism...

Good luck with your shoot...

And if you're up for it, post up the results. Then you'll really get some feedback...

 

[lurkingdirk]

1. "You're a fuckin sick prick. Only a nut job would start a thread like this. Go fuck yourself."

2. "You're a douche. Just an internet troll that loves to rip people down from the safety of their ******* basement. Get a life."

3. "I agree. Ban this stupid fuck."

Four quotes from yourself, yet you accuse me of being the troll.

This is how you choose to conduct yourself on the board?

I think you're correct, but your counting sucks. Only a nut job would could like that, you fuckin sick prick. What are you? some kinda douche, or just an internet troll? You should be ****** for your bad counting, you stupid fuck.

Say hi to your ***, though. I dig what you've done with her basement.

Wait, what the hell was this thread about?

Oh, yeah.

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[Trident1]

Hmmmm how about:

1. Doing her taxes.
2. Discovering the tooth she lost when she was 5.
3. Polling Booth
4. Filthy Times Square Public Phone Orgy
5. Reno Airport Baggage Claim Sex
6. WC Bathroom Sex Express Train 142 Cologne-Sofia

 

[feller469]

And yes that is how I handle rude or sick douche bags.

I'm waiting to see how he handles rude AND sick douche bags. Hopefully, there will be film at 11.

And, yes, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'm waiting to see how he handles rude AND sick douche bags. Hopefully, there will be film at 11.

And, yes, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

:rofl2:
You, sir, are a funny ****** fucker.

 

[JoeV]

Ok well seeing how most people can only offer up insults I won't be posting the photos here. First and last time I offer up any of my work.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Ok well seeing how most people can only offer up insults I won't be posting the photos here. First and last time I offer up any of my work.

Don't be insulted that easily. This is a public forum, a public porn forum. If you were looking for high-brow, carefully thought out suggestions, you should have known this is not the place. I'm not suggesting you don't ask your questions here on this forum, but filter the comments. Don't get offended by the silly or the insulting.

Honestly, people here are, for the most part, nice enough people. But we do like to grab-ass and fool around. Don't take things so seriously, and FreeOnes will be quite a bit more enjoyable.