Ok always wanted to try it. I am just wondering how does it start off. Not a real perv it wont turn me on but just wondering. I thought the samething about being with an ******. It was interesting lol. Anyone ever have phone sex before.:glugglug:
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- Thread starter pureskills
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so it won't turn you on so why... ah nevermind. 
I'm assuming you have a girl in mind or are you going to dial 1-900-Party-in-my-pants?
If you have a girl in mind...maybe a sexy friend you think is down with it..then you begin by saying something like "so, we're on my couch...the brown one that my parents gave me for college. I've kept it all this time because it's comfy. Now that we're both sitting on it, the first thing that comes to my mind is how relaxed I feel. I look over to you and see what you're wearing. Maybe you can help me out with what you're wearing...are you wearing those black skinny jeans that make your ass so hot Mick Jagger would beg you to cop a feel..." And away you go young grasshopper. Details and take your time. Don't go "I've got your boobs in my hands, and I jerk off. The End."
If you feel awkard describing sex out loud...simply read about 20 pages of a romance novel out loud, by yourself.
If you're dialing a 1-900 #, assume that the "girl on the other end" knows how "to get the party started" and she'll probably begin...
If you have a girl in mind...maybe a sexy friend you think is down with it..then you begin by saying something like "so, we're on my couch...the brown one that my parents gave me for college. I've kept it all this time because it's comfy. Now that we're both sitting on it, the first thing that comes to my mind is how relaxed I feel. I look over to you and see what you're wearing. Maybe you can help me out with what you're wearing...are you wearing those black skinny jeans that make your ass so hot Mick Jagger would beg you to cop a feel..." And away you go young grasshopper. Details and take your time. Don't go "I've got your boobs in my hands, and I jerk off. The End."
If you feel awkard describing sex out loud...simply read about 20 pages of a romance novel out loud, by yourself.
If you're dialing a 1-900 #, assume that the "girl on the other end" knows how "to get the party started" and she'll probably begin...
Well, doing it with your girl is fun. Now if you're talking about like the ads in like the back of Hustler, or something, those suck. I've done it, just to do it. I actually did it twice, just to make sure it did suck. It was kinda expensive too. I would say do it, but only if you feel the need to satisfy your curiosity. Otherwise, don't bother. It's lame though, cause they can't swear on the telephone, it's *******.
Can't really compare it to an ******. Hiring an ****** has gotten negative vibes on this board, but people just don't understand the awesomeness of it.
Can't really compare it to an ******. Hiring an ****** has gotten negative vibes on this board, but people just don't understand the awesomeness of it.
Very expensive!!! Find a free webcam site instead, as for escorts I can't comment. :thumbsup:
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
take my advice: go for the ad that says $10 for 10 minutes or something. when u get on the phone you can add another 5 or 10 minutes (which 10 is not long enough) for like 5 extra bucks. do it. trust me, not doing it that way can cost you $80 or so.
also, get a clock near you, a digital, just so u know when to be serious and keep an eye on the time.
as far as talking to the girl, keep in mind shes heard it all. the nastiest **** u can think of, its same old same old, she does this for a living and odds are, she likes it otherwise, she wouldnt bother.
so yeah, just tell her whats up. like me, once i was really missing an ex's hot sex. so i tried said fuck it, and called. i told her the truth, i have a girl on my mind, and i wanted to act out a fantasy. will you be her for me?
piece of fucking cake! of course she says yeah, whats her name? what she look like, how does she fuck you? does she suck you good? does she let you fuck her ass? etc. and have her say your girls name, say your name, its actually pretty hot if you hot over someone, u know? tell her you want her pussy, tell her you want her ass, and tell her where u want to cum. in her ass, on her face, whatever.
remember, she doesnt know you, youll never meet her, and shes heard it all. it really can be good.
of course, if youre not looking to fantasize about an ex or whatever, just make sure you're honest and to the point of what u want, dont be shy, youre paying for dirty talk and nothing should be *****! shes's heard it all.
also, get a clock near you, a digital, just so u know when to be serious and keep an eye on the time.
as far as talking to the girl, keep in mind shes heard it all. the nastiest **** u can think of, its same old same old, she does this for a living and odds are, she likes it otherwise, she wouldnt bother.
so yeah, just tell her whats up. like me, once i was really missing an ex's hot sex. so i tried said fuck it, and called. i told her the truth, i have a girl on my mind, and i wanted to act out a fantasy. will you be her for me?
piece of fucking cake! of course she says yeah, whats her name? what she look like, how does she fuck you? does she suck you good? does she let you fuck her ass? etc. and have her say your girls name, say your name, its actually pretty hot if you hot over someone, u know? tell her you want her pussy, tell her you want her ass, and tell her where u want to cum. in her ass, on her face, whatever.
remember, she doesnt know you, youll never meet her, and shes heard it all. it really can be good.
of course, if youre not looking to fantasize about an ex or whatever, just make sure you're honest and to the point of what u want, dont be shy, youre paying for dirty talk and nothing should be *****! shes's heard it all.
Oh well, not a real perv. Can't tell you then.
Yeah if you do it, take squallumz's advice. My failed experiment with it cost me like $80.
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
yeah, seriously. i tried it twice. and somewhat recently too. the 1st time cost me big time. and i did some research and saw the $10 thing. with the extra time you buy to make sure its long enough, it only ends up costing you $20. it can really be fun if u relax and go for it. you can do things you cant get from a dvd. its something you should try at least once.
it sucks i tried it a few times. real sex is a lot better.
